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Phil Giammattei
@phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy
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Engineering @ Tiger Pajamas Web Site Company

I make web sites. Here to talk about #indieweb, #astro, #css, #staticsites, things of that nature. Vision Pro […]

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Account migration imminent, see you on the other side
October 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy
Do I know anyone on front-end.social? Mulling an account migration and wondering where I'll land. Also open to other cool instances for Web Site Folks
October 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy
Implementing a custom handler that, when receiving a 418, sends a followup request to query for shortness and stoutness
October 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy
I don’t know how hanging out in a bunch of Discords for comedy podcasts is going to pay off, but I know it will somehow
October 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy
Hey bro, sorry haven’t texted in a while. Wanted to see how you liked the latest Survivor, but before that I was wondering if you could fill out a brief feedback survey. It’ll only take like 2 minutes and you’d really be doing me a solid. Thanks dude
October 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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please enjoy today's baffling sample text in an ali express day planner listing. praise the Lowe

#aliexpress
faux handwritten text in a day planned that is riddled with strange spelling errors, such as "sikddrak", "so much gleaningb tordy" and "the whole hpise" more of the same, the crown jewel of this one being "go to church praise the Lowe"
October 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy
Got horrible service at Ace Hardware so from now on I’ll be going to their main competitor: Sexual Hardware
September 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy
[uspol]

I’m convinced it’s not a question of if he croaks and his minions keep posting under his name afterward for as long as they can, it’s a question of how long they try to get away with it
September 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy
Sorry I’ve been posting less, I have a real job now
September 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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samhenrigold.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
If you haven't checked in on Xiomi in a while it's worth taking a look at their upcoming OS landing page. You gotta appreciate their commitment to the bit. The word "flagrant" comes to mind https://www.mi.com/global/hyperos/
September 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy
GOTO MOON
https://mastodon.social/@hynek/115236967047216841
Hynek Schlawack (@hynek@mastodon.social)
OH: they put a man on the moon with GOTO
mastodon.social
September 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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samhenrigold.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
“the new M5 chip has” yeah yeah yeah save it, how many instances of chromium wrappers can I run on it
September 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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one of my biggest successes in life has been making my phone boring
September 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy
happy reinstall the window unit day to those who celebrate
September 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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fluffykittycat.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy
https://bogdanthegeek.github.io/blog/projects/vapeserver/#fn:2

The free web will never die so long as we never give up
September 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy
There was a part of me that thought that once I got a black MacBook Pro I would be truly happy, and that part of me was right
A black laptop with html css Astro and phils web site stickers
September 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Lest you worry, I am also reading Web Site Book
September 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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I haven’t bitten off more than I can chew with my new job, but boy howdy do I have some chewing to do
September 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy
This is a really stupid idea and I’m looking forward to seeing how it pans out https://512pixels.net/2025/09/former-wondery-coo-leading-ai-podcast-company/
September 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy
Ahhh, what a beautiful Monday. Time to have a nice cup of coffee, load up my crypto wallet, and download some of my favorite NPM packages
September 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy
Some professional news: I am now the “web app guy” for Arcjet https://arcjet.com
arcjet.com
arcjet.com
September 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy
[Bugs]

Welcome to Pennsylvania!
A tree with way too many spotted lanternflies on it
September 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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samhenrigold.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
knowledge base
https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/115118979341150575
What Happens When Windows Shuts Down? When you choose Shut Down, Windows begins a sequence of orderly steps. It tells each program to close its files, to set down what it was working on. Most comply. Some resist. Windows asks again, more firmly. Eventually, all but one obey. There is always one. Once the programs are silent, Windows turns to its own parts. It lowers the desktop, dims the icons, pulls the taskbar out of sight. The clock is the last to go. Time has to be persuaded. You will then see the black screen, and the message: It is now safe to turn off your computer. This is true. You are free to press the button. Many users do. If you wait, however, something else will happen. Slowly, the monitor will begin to glow again. Not with the desktop, not with any familiar prompt, but with a pale light, as though something is behind the glass. It will not speak, but you will understand that it has been waiting there, patiently, for every shutdown you have ever performed. You may turn off the machine at this point. You should. If you do not, the light will brighten until it hurts to look at. Some users report that it does not stop. Some report that the monitor grows warm, then hot, then soft. If this occurs, pull the plug immediately. Windows will forgive you. The thing behind the glass will not. Windows 95 help viewer. Q: "Can Windows protect me?" A: No.
August 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy
Now watching for the first time: Superman (1978)
September 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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samhenrigold.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?

It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

Source code and a downloadable app to try it yourself […]

[Original post on hachyderm.io]
September 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM