The Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism wishes everyone a happy and safe Halloween. May every child have a full belly and a full trick-or-treat bucket, and may every family finish their rounds and return home safely.

To those who would instead choose to kidnap, traumatize, and destroy:

The crew at the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism stand by the fact that all people, regardless of race, sexual orientation, ethnicity, or immigration status, are people. And ALL People have the right to be safe, to be heard, and to be equal. No Kings, No Fascism, and No Nazis. #nokings

Bert, in regards to your future book:

I offer unity for the divided masses

Babe, wake up, the new cracker barrel logo dropped:

Hey Pastor, what's for dinner?
Am I doing it right Muffin?

I can't decide. Is Lisa Murkowski:

A. Realizing she's going to be visited by 3 ghosts again for voting FOR yet another bill/confirmation she knows is bad,

B. Trying to remember if it's her turn, or Susan Collins' to vote yes and pass the buck,

or

C. Trying to use the self checkout at Walmart.

I'm sorry, what was the question again?

Doomtree has been saying it for years now:
No Kings.
#nokings #doomtree #democracy

Caturday vibes after a busy week of foretelling people's deaths for the Evenfall Hollow community. Enjoy your weekend Muffin, you earned it.

Way ahead of you. If I end up owing a bunch of back-rent, I'll have an escape plan!