Phil
@phil-thebeachbum.bsky.social
Politically homeless Francophile & cat slave,lover of coffee wine food travel rugby & naturism(yes you read that correctly!We prefer to sunbathe nude!).EV owner,solar enthusiast,happy Octopus customer. Gaia Hypothesis believer.
Undefined (Mad at gravity)
January 10, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Undefined (Mad at gravity)
Hairy
With a tattoo!😁
With a tattoo!😁
January 7, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Hairy
With a tattoo!😁
With a tattoo!😁
The joys of being retired….
And old!😂
And old!😂
January 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
The joys of being retired….
And old!😂
And old!😂
Good morning Sukie..,we don’t have snow & don’t particularly want it today!
Tea is on the way up to me (yes, I’m still horizontal. It’s her turn to go downstairs to feed the cat & make us tea!)
Snow on Wednesday would be ok, not got to drive anywhere.
Tea is on the way up to me (yes, I’m still horizontal. It’s her turn to go downstairs to feed the cat & make us tea!)
Snow on Wednesday would be ok, not got to drive anywhere.
January 5, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Good morning Sukie..,we don’t have snow & don’t particularly want it today!
Tea is on the way up to me (yes, I’m still horizontal. It’s her turn to go downstairs to feed the cat & make us tea!)
Snow on Wednesday would be ok, not got to drive anywhere.
Tea is on the way up to me (yes, I’m still horizontal. It’s her turn to go downstairs to feed the cat & make us tea!)
Snow on Wednesday would be ok, not got to drive anywhere.
Still in it!
Though I did go downstairs to make us both a cup of tea. Horizontal again now!
Though I did go downstairs to make us both a cup of tea. Horizontal again now!
December 30, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Still in it!
Though I did go downstairs to make us both a cup of tea. Horizontal again now!
Though I did go downstairs to make us both a cup of tea. Horizontal again now!
Looking back at photos we took 40 years ago really reinforces how our bodies change over time.
It’s not scary but can get depressing if you’re that way inclined!😂
It’s not scary but can get depressing if you’re that way inclined!😂
December 30, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Looking back at photos we took 40 years ago really reinforces how our bodies change over time.
It’s not scary but can get depressing if you’re that way inclined!😂
It’s not scary but can get depressing if you’re that way inclined!😂
But she was a serious campaigner for animal rights…
December 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
But she was a serious campaigner for animal rights…
Casino Republican
December 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Casino Republican
The man with the grey gun…
December 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The man with the grey gun…
From Russia with indifference…
December 27, 2025 at 10:44 AM
From Russia with indifference…
Nah… I’m already married thanks.
December 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Nah… I’m already married thanks.
We don’t do pigs in blankets.. so no risk of confusion if we DID choose to do a naked Christmas dinner. But if it’s for charity then bring it on!!!
December 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
We don’t do pigs in blankets.. so no risk of confusion if we DID choose to do a naked Christmas dinner. But if it’s for charity then bring it on!!!
The f*cking song by Slade!!! If I never hear it again I would be very happy.
December 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The f*cking song by Slade!!! If I never hear it again I would be very happy.
East of the sun West of the moon by Dianna Krall
December 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
East of the sun West of the moon by Dianna Krall
Presumably decaf… or do you enjoy being wired at 1am?
December 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Presumably decaf… or do you enjoy being wired at 1am?
No such thing as an inappropriate time to fart.. except maybe a funeral service. But even then it could lighten (and poison) the atmosphere!
December 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
No such thing as an inappropriate time to fart.. except maybe a funeral service. But even then it could lighten (and poison) the atmosphere!
In the late 1950s/early 60s I had an “aunt” (not a blood relation, just the lovely lady who lived in the apartment above ours) who was an “exotic” dancer in a SoHo nightclub. She used to look after me ‘til mum got home. She was one of the first to die in hospital when COVID struck.
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
In the late 1950s/early 60s I had an “aunt” (not a blood relation, just the lovely lady who lived in the apartment above ours) who was an “exotic” dancer in a SoHo nightclub. She used to look after me ‘til mum got home. She was one of the first to die in hospital when COVID struck.
Yes as long as it’s not white!
December 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Yes as long as it’s not white!
Or Marmite..
a man wearing a sombrero is laying down in a classroom and says i 'll allow it
ALT: a man wearing a sombrero is laying down in a classroom and says i 'll allow it
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December 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Or Marmite..
Don’t put English mustard on anything… that stuff is vile!
Only the French make good mustard!
Only the French make good mustard!
December 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Don’t put English mustard on anything… that stuff is vile!
Only the French make good mustard!
Only the French make good mustard!
What is wrong with you?
a bald man with a surprised look on his face says really
ALT: a bald man with a surprised look on his face says really
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December 18, 2025 at 8:40 AM
What is wrong with you?