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Whoop whoop! My #secretsantaaonz outbound present is away!
December 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I must be doing something right in my various attempts to stop Google tracking me and my interests, because this news alert is so far outside my interest zone it's complete gibberish to me.

I assume it's sport related somehow? But no idea on the sport, the country, or even the terms used? 🤷‍♂️
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This is a tough one. I usually sign it in a way that's pretty invisible.

I've buried my handle in binary code as a background, as the first letter of each flower around the edge, as an ambigram, all spoets...

Best of both worlds 😉
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
When you open up a cookie container and it actually has cookies in it instead of sewing material.

A blessing from the Lord!

#secretsantaaonz
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
1st-26th Dec
Festive.

27th Dec- 31st Dec
Confused,
Full of cheese,
Unsure of the day
of week.

January etc
Fat.

#secretsantaaonz
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Me before & after Christmas

#secretsantaaonz
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
When your gingerbread fails...
Add dinosaur

#secretsantaaonz
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I KNOW WHAT I'M GETTING FOR CHISTMAS...

FAT...
I'M GETTING FAT.

#secretsantaaonz
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
BUT DAD, ALL THE OTHER KIDS LEAVE OUT MILK AND COOKIES FOR HIM.

TRUST ME ON THIS ONE SON I KNOW WHAT HE WANTS.

#secretsantaaonz
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Me: I will do anything to not gain weight this holiday season.

Friend: limit your food intake, don't drink alcohol, and exercise.

Me: No, not like that.

#secretsantaaonz
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This is Sgt. Al Powell. He was integral in stopping a terrorist attack in Los Angeles at Nakatomi Plaza on Christmas in 1988.

How many of you will share to honor his heroism?

#secretsantaaonz
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
@SimonCHulse @larissacomments.bsky.social @witchnwords.bsky.social if you've followed all the required steps (see image), you should get a DM feom Santa with your match details, yes
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
@SimonCHulse @SecretSantaNZ

Looks like tomorrow
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Sub-thread kick off number 1... hints.

Pets... I'm a cat person, not a dog person. That said, my cat has passed on, so I now steal cuddles with my wife's cat.

I also live with her two dogs (Bert, mini Schnauzer, and Leuy, a psychotic Lowchen).

Also have a couple of tropical marine fish.
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Don't forget to leave cigarettes, shoes and a Twinkie in the ductwork for John McClain on Christmas Eve

#secretsantaaonz
November 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
LET'S ALL TAKE A MOMENT TO RECOGNIZE THE TRUE HEROES OF THE SEASON...

ELASTIC WAISTBANDS.
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
After the Little Drummer Boy. Mary decided it was enough. Which is why we never hear about the Little Bagpipe and Accordion boys.

#secretsantaaonz
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
THE PHYSICAL EXERTION TO
PLAY THIS INSTRUMENT IS
IS BEYOND DESCRIPTION!

"THE LITTLE DRAMA BOY"

(c)2018 Mark Parisi
Dist by Andrews McMeel Synd.

otmCartoon@gmail com

offthemark.com
by Mark Parisi

#secretsantaaonz
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"Nice iron. Your wife will love it. While I wrap it, you might want to go over to sporting goods and pick out a helmet. "

⦾Mike Baldwin/ Cornered

#secretsantaaonz
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If I had to describe my life in a movie scene it'd be the part in Elf when he gets hit by a taxi and then thanks them

#secretsantaaonz
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My god! It's full of ads!
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
We always get each other ironic gifts, but my brother killed it this year.

#secretsantaaonz
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer?
COMET!

The Oatmeal
http://theoatmeal.com

#secretsantaaonz
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
A GINGERBREAD MAN SITS INSIDE A GINGERBREAD HOUSE

IS THE HOUSE MADE OF FLESH?

OR IS HE MADE OF HOUSE?

HE SCREAMS

FOR HE DOES NOT KNOW

Cyanide and Happiness

#secretsantaaonz
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
THE STAGES OF
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING

1. PLENTY OF TIME
2.OH NO

#secretsantaaonz
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM