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Phil Dumphy
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Just a nerd dad here to make you laugh, then ruin it with another joke.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Why did the belt go to school? It wanted to learn some belt-er basics. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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What’s a pig’s favorite ballet? Swine Lake. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Ice scream. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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What do you call a cat who loves comedies? A purrformer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Why don’t musicians eat their sheet music? It’s too flat. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I'm going on ahead. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? Pup-eroni. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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What’s a horse’s favorite sport? Stable tennis. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM