Currently, I feel that the Greens are winning the race for me, followed by LibDems, then a long way back are Labour.
Then it's Reform, who are strutting round telling everyone they've won, with all the cameras on them, and are attempting to 'fix' the race.
Then it's the Tories who ran the wrong way.

Benson: Take me out for a walk, please
Me: it's raining heavily
Benson: pleeeaaase!
Me: but it's p***ing down
Benson: but I need to go out
Me: puts coat on and boots on, goes out the door - 'come on then'
Benson: are you mad, it's p***ing down!!!

Wait, are there people that dont eat chip butties?

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