phenst.bsky.social
@phenst.bsky.social
Clicked on 2nd reading that Nacho is a dog!
I bet he's a very good boy.
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Thats some 'saaf ov the watford gap' geography right there.
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 AM
You can buy chocolate all year round you know
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Nobody ever talks about the benefits of workplace bullying.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Chris Waddle.
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Duty on a pint is only about 54p.

Even take the 20% VAT off, you'll still be paying best part of a fiver for a drink.
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Maybe if he had some Ferraris he could feel emotionally fulfilled?
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Nah, they'd all jast be camin over ere pretending to be racist so they can get into are pheme parks!
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
If you find yourself having to watch dull foreign movies of an evening, why not try doom scrolling social media?

The endless mild stimulii can help numb feelings of futility, irrelivance and regret.
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Why not?

Why are so many people afraid to tell their partners the most banal shit they get up to?

You had a piss in the woods? Youre not the man i married!

Your lives must be insufferable.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Scratch that. Just looked at your feed bro. Youre not a psychopath, youre just burned. Stick in 👊
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
And therefore unimportant?
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Pretty sure the F stands for Fried
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
This is a really interesting point.

Some see the species' survival in the same way as their own, or their childrens'. Others only care about their own temporary existence. Each group finds the others view incomprehensible.

Out of polite curiosity, what is your personal relationship with empathy?
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Assuming it ever ends
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 AM
"I'm so glad you love cats too so we can move in together and get a whole bunch of cats and clean the turds out of their piss sand and... what?

Youre alergic?

Well im sorry this changes everything..."

Door slams.
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
You mean 'think', not 'know'.

They think what they are told.
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 AM
They've just been to a spa!
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 AM
You cant ask them questions they dont want to be asked. Thats bias, apparently, and they will be very upset.
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Thats why everyone is passed off just now.

We are all having to give up little luxuries that made the rest of it all a bit less grim.

Dont worry though, they will soon invent poor people chocolate, waxy and sedative, and we will like it because they will tell us to.
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Ive got 3 pin plugs all throughout the house now
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I dont go in for the southern english bastardisation of the language. The word extends, and thus rhymes with, you.
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Your wright, off coarse
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Ok, then we should be calling some of the prominent spreaders of rage bait and misinformation radicalists, rather than populists.

Im ok with that, but i dont think they would like it very much!
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Defensive positions illcit strongest emotions. Feeling attacked, lifestyle or culture disrespected, people attack back and entrench themselves.

It means we effectively complete the radicalization of our own friends and loved ones.
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 AM