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Craig 🦄
@phenomnomnomin.al
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Computer 💻 | Angular GDE 🆖 | Kiwi 🥝 | he/him 🔥 | tired/angsty 🏴 | ex-@spotify ex-@trade me
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Back on my bullshit @jetbrains.com
Part of the Agenda for JetBrains JavaScript Day 2025: Craig Spence: Quanumania.js Ant Man is stuck in The Quantum Realm, and the only way to get out is by using (you guessed it) Quantum Algorithms! We’re stuck up here in the non-Quantum Realm, so we have to help Ant Man and his friends with the best tool we have - JavaScript!
September 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
phenomnomnomin.al
That's a fun one.
Screenshot of the TypeScript playground showing a surprising result. When using the `flat` method of an array with a depth of Infinity, you can product a union containing all the numbers from -1 to 20.
April 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
phenomnomnomin.al
I found proof that I used to be smart!
My honours thesis for my engineering degree, titled “A Distributed Ray-Tracer in JavaScript” from 2012
April 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Adam Driver saying “More”
March 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
phenomnomnomin.al
I’m sorry what the fuck that’s my childhood! 🤩
January 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
phenomnomnomin.al
Nice is pretty, new client team are all lovely, cool little React upgrade gig, into it 😇
View from and Uber driving down the beach in Nice, the start of sunset, a few chemtrails streak an otherwise blue and pink sky, a single boat floats in the sea.
January 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
phenomnomnomin.al
Already did that on my site lol
December 5, 2024 at 8:08 PM
phenomnomnomin.al
This is satisfying, good job me.
December 5, 2024 at 4:52 AM
phenomnomnomin.al
Extra cardio today 😂
November 29, 2024 at 7:52 AM
phenomnomnomin.al
Chicago babyyyyy
Chicago flag tattoo on left arm above elbow.
November 27, 2024 at 6:21 AM
phenomnomnomin.al
Little surprises from past Craig.
JavaScript code for a logger including the string "What the shit did you just try to log???"
November 24, 2024 at 1:48 AM
phenomnomnomin.al
Shout out to starting the week with a silly little pink drink
A “red velvet latte” on a plate with a spoon on a table with some flowers
November 17, 2024 at 8:39 PM
phenomnomnomin.al
Not sure if I'm proud or ashamed of this:
JavaScript code: $$('.text-bold.f4').filter(e => e.innerText === 'Load diff').forEach(e => e.click())
November 13, 2024 at 10:48 AM
phenomnomnomin.al
Super fun build!
Completed Lego X Mansion set
November 8, 2024 at 1:58 AM
phenomnomnomin.al
So far, so cute!
Middle section done of the Lego X Mansion, feat Wolverine, Professor X, Storm, Cyclops, Jean Grey and a Sentinel!
November 7, 2024 at 10:22 AM
phenomnomnomin.al
The chookies say hey 🐓🐓
My dad’s four chickens.
November 7, 2024 at 5:18 AM
phenomnomnomin.al
Self care.
Lego X Mansion set
November 7, 2024 at 1:33 AM
phenomnomnomin.al
Bass content as promised. This shit is fast and fun and a killer opening track to one of my fave albums.
November 4, 2024 at 9:55 AM
phenomnomnomin.al
One last stop in DC.
The Dischord house.
October 30, 2024 at 5:49 PM
phenomnomnomin.al
Committed to the bit yet again.
My new tattoo of the Chicago flag from the artist’s insta. Text reads “Craig is visiting from New Zealand and got a Chicago flag tattoo to honour his trip 🥹. Tattooing is so cool! Always wild to have your work leave the shop and end up on the other side of the world!”
October 22, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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Rose-tinted glasses but I think I love Chicago.
View from my hotel room in Chicago. Night time, pretty old buildings, few cars on the road, nice lights everywhere.
October 22, 2024 at 5:33 AM
phenomnomnomin.al
Victory.
May 13, 2023 at 1:27 AM
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May 3, 2023 at 10:40 PM
phenomnomnomin.al
STICKERS!!!!
May 1, 2023 at 9:40 AM
phenomnomnomin.al
Maybe the nerdiest thing I own.
April 27, 2023 at 3:35 AM