Phender, The Political Science Duck
@phender.bsky.social
Forklift certified political scientist. Video gamer (mostly), bad writer (always), and sometimes I cook things and will definitely brag about them (always).
You're only truly fancy if you pronounce shallot a certain way.
December 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You're only truly fancy if you pronounce shallot a certain way.
His best friend hanged himself while in prison.
December 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
His best friend hanged himself while in prison.
God bless this administration's stupidity.
December 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
God bless this administration's stupidity.
He thinks he has power, lol. lmao even.
December 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
He thinks he has power, lol. lmao even.
I know I'm being a little dramatic
December 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I know I'm being a little dramatic
An emphatic hell no from the political science duck.
December 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
An emphatic hell no from the political science duck.
I'd rather pound nails into my dick than watch him host an awards show
December 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'd rather pound nails into my dick than watch him host an awards show
Was this rendered on an N64?
December 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Was this rendered on an N64?
Papa bless
December 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Papa bless
"With tears in their eyes, they say, "Sir, is this a duck or an elephant?" and I say thats an elephant. Only I can ace this exam, and I have, several times. I have a big brain they say. Tumorendous these doctors say."
December 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"With tears in their eyes, they say, "Sir, is this a duck or an elephant?" and I say thats an elephant. Only I can ace this exam, and I have, several times. I have a big brain they say. Tumorendous these doctors say."
Why does the Trump administration, who constantly violate the law they say they love, just get summoned for hearings.
Bondi and co violated the law. Plain and simple. Hold them accountable.
Bondi and co violated the law. Plain and simple. Hold them accountable.
December 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Why does the Trump administration, who constantly violate the law they say they love, just get summoned for hearings.
Bondi and co violated the law. Plain and simple. Hold them accountable.
Bondi and co violated the law. Plain and simple. Hold them accountable.
Not going to lie, this goes fucking hard if you don't know the context.
December 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Not going to lie, this goes fucking hard if you don't know the context.
"Yes, this wall was made by a human."
December 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"Yes, this wall was made by a human."
Does Trump's orange face makeup emit some sort of brain altering chemical that makes people dumber the longer they hang out with him?
December 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Does Trump's orange face makeup emit some sort of brain altering chemical that makes people dumber the longer they hang out with him?
If there's a piss line I'd like to be first
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If there's a piss line I'd like to be first
Trump is such a small, petty, disgusting human being that there will have to be a guard next to his grave to prevent people from spitting on it.
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Trump is such a small, petty, disgusting human being that there will have to be a guard next to his grave to prevent people from spitting on it.
I don't believe it to be a distraction. I believe it to be he actually wants to steal Venezuela's oil and he's been so emboldened that he believes no one will stop him.
December 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I don't believe it to be a distraction. I believe it to be he actually wants to steal Venezuela's oil and he's been so emboldened that he believes no one will stop him.
Trump is as Jewish as he is Christian, which is, not at all.
December 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Trump is as Jewish as he is Christian, which is, not at all.
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December 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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