Professor Whatever
@pheavampire.bsky.social
Something something.
Two moods: silly jokes and angsty darkness
from Poland
Two moods: silly jokes and angsty darkness
from Poland
I’ve been wondering why Valentino dramatically reaches Heaven in the trailer. And…
Wouldn’t it be funny, if Angel Dust confronted his guilt, so whatever Vox plans to do with him on the stage backfires, Angel forgives himself and gets redeemed while the whole Hell watches?
Wouldn’t it be funny, if Angel Dust confronted his guilt, so whatever Vox plans to do with him on the stage backfires, Angel forgives himself and gets redeemed while the whole Hell watches?
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’ve been wondering why Valentino dramatically reaches Heaven in the trailer. And…
Wouldn’t it be funny, if Angel Dust confronted his guilt, so whatever Vox plans to do with him on the stage backfires, Angel forgives himself and gets redeemed while the whole Hell watches?
Wouldn’t it be funny, if Angel Dust confronted his guilt, so whatever Vox plans to do with him on the stage backfires, Angel forgives himself and gets redeemed while the whole Hell watches?
Seriously, why are all the best songs in this season SO short?
"Vox Dei"
"Sera’s Confession"
"Don’t You Forget (Reprise)"
They end just when I start getting chills. I need at least the "Gravity" treatment for these - the refrain 3x, a strong culmination... and then two more.
"Vox Dei"
"Sera’s Confession"
"Don’t You Forget (Reprise)"
They end just when I start getting chills. I need at least the "Gravity" treatment for these - the refrain 3x, a strong culmination... and then two more.
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Seriously, why are all the best songs in this season SO short?
"Vox Dei"
"Sera’s Confession"
"Don’t You Forget (Reprise)"
They end just when I start getting chills. I need at least the "Gravity" treatment for these - the refrain 3x, a strong culmination... and then two more.
"Vox Dei"
"Sera’s Confession"
"Don’t You Forget (Reprise)"
They end just when I start getting chills. I need at least the "Gravity" treatment for these - the refrain 3x, a strong culmination... and then two more.
Everyone talks how different languages translated Vox' line to Alastor „You’re my bottomest bitch” as „You’re my best whore” or „I’ll tame you”, meanwhile in Polish subs it’s „Jesteś popychadłem” which means basically „You’re a doormat” I live in a country of COWARDS I swear
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Everyone talks how different languages translated Vox' line to Alastor „You’re my bottomest bitch” as „You’re my best whore” or „I’ll tame you”, meanwhile in Polish subs it’s „Jesteś popychadłem” which means basically „You’re a doormat” I live in a country of COWARDS I swear
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Charlie: OHMYGOD DAD WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING VOX DEFEATED AND KIDNAPPED ALASTOR OR SOMETHING AND KEEPS HIM IN HIS TOWER FAR AWAY FROM THE HOTEL
Lucifer:
Lucifer:
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Charlie: OHMYGOD DAD WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING VOX DEFEATED AND KIDNAPPED ALASTOR OR SOMETHING AND KEEPS HIM IN HIS TOWER FAR AWAY FROM THE HOTEL
Lucifer:
Lucifer:
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
… by the way, is this a good moment to advertise the 6th part of my comic to people who want to see Alastor tear Vox apart right now?
#hazbinhotel
#hazbinhotel
THE RADIO IS BROKEN: PART 6
1/3
(2 & 3 in the comments)
The culmination.
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #Vox #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelComic #OneWayBroadcast One-sided #RadioStatic #StaticRadio #VoxAl
1/3
(2 & 3 in the comments)
The culmination.
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #Vox #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelComic #OneWayBroadcast One-sided #RadioStatic #StaticRadio #VoxAl
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
… by the way, is this a good moment to advertise the 6th part of my comic to people who want to see Alastor tear Vox apart right now?
#hazbinhotel
#hazbinhotel
I guess everyone thought about this already, but whatever. I can finally say this aloud:
Rosie can't be a sinner. If she was able to make Alastor THE MOST powerful sinner, it means she can't be less powerful than him.
Is she Lilith? Roo? Eve? Just Rosie, but with a secret?
Rosie can't be a sinner. If she was able to make Alastor THE MOST powerful sinner, it means she can't be less powerful than him.
Is she Lilith? Roo? Eve? Just Rosie, but with a secret?
November 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I guess everyone thought about this already, but whatever. I can finally say this aloud:
Rosie can't be a sinner. If she was able to make Alastor THE MOST powerful sinner, it means she can't be less powerful than him.
Is she Lilith? Roo? Eve? Just Rosie, but with a secret?
Rosie can't be a sinner. If she was able to make Alastor THE MOST powerful sinner, it means she can't be less powerful than him.
Is she Lilith? Roo? Eve? Just Rosie, but with a secret?
Cemeteries in Poland on November 1st.
I've always wanted to go there after dark on that day. I finally got around to it this year.
I've always wanted to go there after dark on that day. I finally got around to it this year.
November 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Cemeteries in Poland on November 1st.
I've always wanted to go there after dark on that day. I finally got around to it this year.
I've always wanted to go there after dark on that day. I finally got around to it this year.
So we've got Alastor's solo song after all lol
October 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
So we've got Alastor's solo song after all lol
The muse has spoken.
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #Vox #radiosilence #onewaybroadcast
Inspired by THIS VIDEO of Amir by @ohdeercoffee.bsky.social on Twitter:
x.com/ohdeercoffee...
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #Vox #radiosilence #onewaybroadcast
Inspired by THIS VIDEO of Amir by @ohdeercoffee.bsky.social on Twitter:
x.com/ohdeercoffee...
October 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The muse has spoken.
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #Vox #radiosilence #onewaybroadcast
Inspired by THIS VIDEO of Amir by @ohdeercoffee.bsky.social on Twitter:
x.com/ohdeercoffee...
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #Vox #radiosilence #onewaybroadcast
Inspired by THIS VIDEO of Amir by @ohdeercoffee.bsky.social on Twitter:
x.com/ohdeercoffee...
Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture:
#IHadToLol #hazbin #Alastor #Vox
#IHadToLol #hazbin #Alastor #Vox
October 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture:
#IHadToLol #hazbin #Alastor #Vox
#IHadToLol #hazbin #Alastor #Vox
My totally-not-Alastor W40k RPG character who made a pact with Tzeentch daemon started to grow feathers and it fascinated me so much I had to do the visualisation of his potential future Hazbin style. And apparently it looks like blue-ish Alastor if he was a goetia.
August 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My totally-not-Alastor W40k RPG character who made a pact with Tzeentch daemon started to grow feathers and it fascinated me so much I had to do the visualisation of his potential future Hazbin style. And apparently it looks like blue-ish Alastor if he was a goetia.
THE RADIO IS BROKEN: PART 6
1/3
(2 & 3 in the comments)
The culmination.
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #Vox #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelComic #OneWayBroadcast One-sided #RadioStatic #StaticRadio #VoxAl
1/3
(2 & 3 in the comments)
The culmination.
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #Vox #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelComic #OneWayBroadcast One-sided #RadioStatic #StaticRadio #VoxAl
July 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
THE RADIO IS BROKEN: PART 6
1/3
(2 & 3 in the comments)
The culmination.
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #Vox #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelComic #OneWayBroadcast One-sided #RadioStatic #StaticRadio #VoxAl
1/3
(2 & 3 in the comments)
The culmination.
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #Vox #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelComic #OneWayBroadcast One-sided #RadioStatic #StaticRadio #VoxAl
My recent works (comic, Easter eggs, etc.) motivated me to try more artistic techniques and challenges. So I painted this. I think I'm pretty happy with the result, considering that the last time I used watercolors was probably in elementary school.
May 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My recent works (comic, Easter eggs, etc.) motivated me to try more artistic techniques and challenges. So I painted this. I think I'm pretty happy with the result, considering that the last time I used watercolors was probably in elementary school.
Literally a few lines of difference lol
As you can see, I'm drawing. But - just like the last time - don't expect it soon. It's going really slowly.
#hazbinhotel #hazbin #vox #hazbinhotelvox #hazbinfanart
As you can see, I'm drawing. But - just like the last time - don't expect it soon. It's going really slowly.
#hazbinhotel #hazbin #vox #hazbinhotelvox #hazbinfanart
May 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Literally a few lines of difference lol
As you can see, I'm drawing. But - just like the last time - don't expect it soon. It's going really slowly.
#hazbinhotel #hazbin #vox #hazbinhotelvox #hazbinfanart
As you can see, I'm drawing. But - just like the last time - don't expect it soon. It's going really slowly.
#hazbinhotel #hazbin #vox #hazbinhotelvox #hazbinfanart
My latest creation - traditional Polish Easter eggs (called "pisanki"), wooden version.
(The designs are not mine btw, I copied them from photos of some pisanki from Podlasie and Kujawy)
Happy Easter everyone!
(The designs are not mine btw, I copied them from photos of some pisanki from Podlasie and Kujawy)
Happy Easter everyone!
April 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My latest creation - traditional Polish Easter eggs (called "pisanki"), wooden version.
(The designs are not mine btw, I copied them from photos of some pisanki from Podlasie and Kujawy)
Happy Easter everyone!
(The designs are not mine btw, I copied them from photos of some pisanki from Podlasie and Kujawy)
Happy Easter everyone!
"Severance" is so great it should be illegal.
Writing, acting, frames, treating the audience like intelligent people... I haven't seen anything this good in YEARS.
Writing, acting, frames, treating the audience like intelligent people... I haven't seen anything this good in YEARS.
February 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"Severance" is so great it should be illegal.
Writing, acting, frames, treating the audience like intelligent people... I haven't seen anything this good in YEARS.
Writing, acting, frames, treating the audience like intelligent people... I haven't seen anything this good in YEARS.
THE RADIO IS BROKEN: PART 5
1/3
(2 & 3 in the comments)
EXTRA WARNING:
This part involves more serious SA. Be sure you want to read it.
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #Vox #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelComic #OneWayBroadcast One-sided #RadioStatic #StaticRadio #VoxAl
1/3
(2 & 3 in the comments)
EXTRA WARNING:
This part involves more serious SA. Be sure you want to read it.
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #Vox #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelComic #OneWayBroadcast One-sided #RadioStatic #StaticRadio #VoxAl
January 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
THE RADIO IS BROKEN: PART 5
1/3
(2 & 3 in the comments)
EXTRA WARNING:
This part involves more serious SA. Be sure you want to read it.
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #Vox #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelComic #OneWayBroadcast One-sided #RadioStatic #StaticRadio #VoxAl
1/3
(2 & 3 in the comments)
EXTRA WARNING:
This part involves more serious SA. Be sure you want to read it.
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #Vox #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelComic #OneWayBroadcast One-sided #RadioStatic #StaticRadio #VoxAl
Some random I-have-a-meeting-at-work-doodles
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #Vox #HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelVox
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #Vox #HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelVox
November 26, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Some random I-have-a-meeting-at-work-doodles
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #Vox #HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelVox
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #Vox #HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelVox
Husk: My owner is stronger than your owner.
Alastor: No, my owner is stronger than your owner!
Alator:
Alastor: wait
#HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelHusk #HazbinHotel #justadumbjoke #don’tmindme
Alastor: No, my owner is stronger than your owner!
Alator:
Alastor: wait
#HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelHusk #HazbinHotel #justadumbjoke #don’tmindme
November 10, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Husk: My owner is stronger than your owner.
Alastor: No, my owner is stronger than your owner!
Alator:
Alastor: wait
#HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelHusk #HazbinHotel #justadumbjoke #don’tmindme
Alastor: No, my owner is stronger than your owner!
Alator:
Alastor: wait
#HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelHusk #HazbinHotel #justadumbjoke #don’tmindme
I didn't post the sneak peak of part 5 here yet, so here it is.
I'm drawing slowly, so it's far from finished yet.
#Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotel
I'm drawing slowly, so it's far from finished yet.
#Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotel
November 8, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I didn't post the sneak peak of part 5 here yet, so here it is.
I'm drawing slowly, so it's far from finished yet.
#Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotel
I'm drawing slowly, so it's far from finished yet.
#Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotel
THE RADIO IS BROKEN: PART 4
1/2
(2/2 in the comments)
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #Velvette #HazbinHotelVelvette #Hazbin #HazbinHotelComic
1/2
(2/2 in the comments)
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #Velvette #HazbinHotelVelvette #Hazbin #HazbinHotelComic
October 30, 2024 at 4:07 PM
THE RADIO IS BROKEN: PART 4
1/2
(2/2 in the comments)
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #Velvette #HazbinHotelVelvette #Hazbin #HazbinHotelComic
1/2
(2/2 in the comments)
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #Velvette #HazbinHotelVelvette #Hazbin #HazbinHotelComic
And Vox t-shirt design. They must exist in a set lol
#HazbinHotel #Vox #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelFanart
#HazbinHotel #Vox #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelFanart
October 29, 2024 at 5:19 PM
And Vox t-shirt design. They must exist in a set lol
#HazbinHotel #Vox #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelFanart
#HazbinHotel #Vox #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelFanart
Hot Topic Alastor T-shirt is pretty cool, but shipping cost to my country is 42$ and my inner Scrooge McDuck woke up after seeing this, so I drew my own :3
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotelAlastor #Redbubble
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotelAlastor #Redbubble
October 28, 2024 at 7:05 AM
Hot Topic Alastor T-shirt is pretty cool, but shipping cost to my country is 42$ and my inner Scrooge McDuck woke up after seeing this, so I drew my own :3
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotelAlastor #Redbubble
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotelAlastor #Redbubble