Katie Hoffman
@phdivakatie.bsky.social
Nonprofit ED, PhD in English/Appalachian Studies, traditional musician and ballad singer, trying to be a gap-bridger.
All I can see is how awful he looks. Truly.
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
All I can see is how awful he looks. Truly.
Wait... he's giving them $40 billion altogether, so that's more like 25 percent.
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Wait... he's giving them $40 billion altogether, so that's more like 25 percent.
You'll get no argument from me.
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
You'll get no argument from me.
Am I dreaming all of this sh*t? If so, will somebody wake me up, please?
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Am I dreaming all of this sh*t? If so, will somebody wake me up, please?
Nothing
I wouldn't answer the phone.
I wouldn't answer the phone.
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Nothing
I wouldn't answer the phone.
I wouldn't answer the phone.
It turned out as it should. No conviction for assault with a deli weapon.
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It turned out as it should. No conviction for assault with a deli weapon.
My Sally says hello.
November 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My Sally says hello.
Let's go with that!
November 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Let's go with that!
Surprised there isn't a gold toilet.
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Surprised there isn't a gold toilet.
They have collective selective memory.
October 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
They have collective selective memory.
Well, yeah. That's how they roll.
October 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Well, yeah. That's how they roll.
Don't forget the fast food outdoor patio abomination that's covered the rose garden. We need a jackhammer for that job.
October 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Don't forget the fast food outdoor patio abomination that's covered the rose garden. We need a jackhammer for that job.
A metaphor for his presidency.
October 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A metaphor for his presidency.
Somewhere, there must be a village missing an idiot.
October 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Somewhere, there must be a village missing an idiot.
I thought she had crawled off to obscurity. Ick.
September 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I thought she had crawled off to obscurity. Ick.
I couldn't have said this better.
August 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I couldn't have said this better.
Was there ever any doubt?
June 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Was there ever any doubt?