Alas, I can’t make out the rest. Sorry.

Looks to me like ALBION ENGINEERING COMPANY

Ha. It’s a hell of an image…

Scanning through my feed, I briefly thought this said ‘Ethel Merman’.

Me too.

Anything to distract from how horrible the outside world appears to be, eh?

Magpie. Grasshopper. Whatever. I don’t have the attention span to distinguish…

This advertisement for ‘Pelmanism’ from the back pages of an old Penguin seems pertinent, utter nonsense though it obviously is.

Congratulations! I’ve preordered it.

No. Penguin Twentieth Century Classics’ eau de nil spines are catnip to me the way Picador’s white spines are to you…

What a beautiful thing. (It makes my Sceptre edition look positively lacklustre.) Thank you for sharing.

Aha. That’s it. I’ve just tried on my desktop and it works fine. (The error message was via Apple’s Safari browser on iPhone if that’s of any use to you.)

I look forward to reading it – as I do all of your books.

What an annoying typo.

I can’t decide whether I’d rather hear Dwayne Johnson deliver the line “Hard cheese, old boy!” or T-T intone “Can you smell what Sir Cuthbert Ware-Armitage is cooking?”