A response that just drips with dipshittery

But Donald J. Trump (all by himself) negotiated a peaceful ceasefire. How could this possibly happen?

Do all Heritage Foundation people look alike?

Some folks call it a Sling Bag. I call it a Kaiser Bag.

Animals

And here I thought he would just be celebrating another amazing Club Championship tonight. Oh how the glory fades quickly.

Airlines are in for an interesting summer season as they've already baked in their schedule. Things will definitely be shifting quickly.

And BTW @schumer.senate.gov, I hope you have a wonderful book tour. You'll be doing as much for the American people during that tour as the President is doing while playing golf. #pathetic

Constitutionalists such as Senator Mike Lee must be absolutely livid right now. I'll have to go check his Twitter to capture his furious response.

Did Arby's and/or KFC ever join? I know you will know if either have!

It's like coming to the same realization that you're getting a lot of 2-3am wake up calls all of a sudden. You can't really prepare for it, but now this is what your life has suddenly become.

OK, cool.

This exactly where my worry with this platform sits. I don't want to have to deal with bots and trolls, but I don't want to completely shut out opposing views. If there isn't a place to still have civil discourse then how do we produce transformative change with others on Bluesky itself?

We have finally figured out who has been giving JD Vance such good eyeliner advice.

This would be absolutely fine with that side, but please don't say anything disparaging about people that this same side have given lifetime appointments to the Supreme Court. Got it. Guh.