Jake
@phatjake.bsky.social
Thicc // 6’2”. // Hugo winning contributor(Ao3), working class stiff, professional skanker, lover all things nerdy. He/him, Buy my book https://amzn.to/2t4t3HX
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
September 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
MORPHINOMINAL! #powerrangers #fortnite what have I become!?
August 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
MORPHINOMINAL! #powerrangers #fortnite what have I become!?
Saw #FantasticFourFirstSteps and I loved it!
July 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Saw #FantasticFourFirstSteps and I loved it!
I HOT THE STOLEN ART CARD lmaooooo
#pokemontcgpocket
#pokemontcgpocket
July 30, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I HOT THE STOLEN ART CARD lmaooooo
#pokemontcgpocket
#pokemontcgpocket
Forgot to post here that I got a Switch 2!
June 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Forgot to post here that I got a Switch 2!
When I feel low I close my eyes and think of this.
April 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
When I feel low I close my eyes and think of this.
All Hail Geode the Hero of Kashyyyk!
April 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
All Hail Geode the Hero of Kashyyyk!
Wow JD Vance killed the Pope!
April 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Wow JD Vance killed the Pope!
When you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to:
March 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
When you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to:
Typical… my whole life has been mission impossible
January 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Typical… my whole life has been mission impossible
@starwarsexplained.bsky.social @molliedamon.bsky.social SM-33, Unkar Plutt and Resistance Trooper (uncredited) have a scene and all share a Cornetto
December 19, 2024 at 4:50 AM
@starwarsexplained.bsky.social @molliedamon.bsky.social SM-33, Unkar Plutt and Resistance Trooper (uncredited) have a scene and all share a Cornetto
Something something Spotify wrapped or whatever
December 9, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Something something Spotify wrapped or whatever
I’ve listened to 14 books this year! I haven’t started Fellowship of the Ring yet. (Been catching up on some podcasts lmao.)
December 5, 2024 at 4:24 PM
I’ve listened to 14 books this year! I haven’t started Fellowship of the Ring yet. (Been catching up on some podcasts lmao.)
My beard turned 7 years old today!
December 3, 2024 at 5:23 AM
My beard turned 7 years old today!
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
November 22, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
ntroduce yourself with
One book 📚 - The Gunslinger by Stephen King
One movie 🎥 - Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
One album 💿 - Cheer Up by Reel Big Fish
One tv show 📺 - Dragon Ball Z
One book 📚 - The Gunslinger by Stephen King
One movie 🎥 - Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
One album 💿 - Cheer Up by Reel Big Fish
One tv show 📺 - Dragon Ball Z
November 13, 2024 at 1:11 AM
ntroduce yourself with
One book 📚 - The Gunslinger by Stephen King
One movie 🎥 - Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
One album 💿 - Cheer Up by Reel Big Fish
One tv show 📺 - Dragon Ball Z
One book 📚 - The Gunslinger by Stephen King
One movie 🎥 - Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
One album 💿 - Cheer Up by Reel Big Fish
One tv show 📺 - Dragon Ball Z