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Phat Hobbit
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CISO Inversion6.com, CTO Octopi Managed Services, CyberEd Board Member, Gartner Peer, Defcon SOC Goon, Amateur Dentist & Infosec Fashionista - opinions expressed are my own.
Assessment: it was all BS.
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If America wanted to get in the game as opposed to losing every round to China they would decide to buy 40 billion worth of crude oil and bring economic prosperity to Venezuela and possibly orchestrate a peaceful transition of power.
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
it's Argentina.
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Really enjoyed this book!
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Does each boat destroyed count towards the Nobel Peace Prize? If so how many boats before it's a lock?
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Nothing provides a strong legal defence like publicly stating your worried about going to prison.
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Cloud Act.
November 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
That's exactly it take away a "free" service from organizations that have incredibly constrained budgets for delivering their services let alone cybersecurity does not make the nation more resilient or secure.
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Wanting something to happen with "bad" AI to justify the ridiculous spend on "good" AI so you get to keep your CEO job.

How's the Delta Vs Crowdstrike/Crowdstrike Vs. Delta lawsuits going in Georgia? Yah. I thought so.
November 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
DeepStatePardons[.]com "Apply for yours now if you did something wrong or apply now for something you might do wrong in the future."

Deep State Pardons. For when you do something wrong and don't really give a shit about it.
November 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I hate it when DNS wrecks my sleeping experince. I see a big DEFCON effort to reverse engineer firmware to remove both AI features and subscription requirements. There is likely to be an underground movement to refurbish older gear. Vinyl, CD's and Cassettes are making a come back!
November 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Firstly. Jesus was deported by ICE. Secondly. This is a pretext for war with Venezuela.
Thirdly. When the war stops peace prize is within easy grasp. It’s a lot easier to stop a war when you start the war.
October 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
When the victims are "institutions in the Astrakhan Oblast in southern Russia it's FAFO moment. They will now be rewarded with the opportunity to win glory and die heroically for Mother Russian on the front lines.
October 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"We're going to need a bigger Ballroom."
October 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
So in many cases a starving mob is a pretty amazing tool for political change. “If I was council to the speaker I would suggest an approach different to the equivalent of “Let them eat cake.” The last time that strategy was used political change was rather sudden.
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Trump's popularity and the East wing of the white house.

<rim shot> Please tip your waitresses and try the veal. Two shows nightly. I will see myself out.
October 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
unless then can insure the "right" outcome. You see what I did there?
October 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The demolition will be blamed on the radical left & antifa. "Biden and his thugs made me do this!"
October 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM