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Phasmatic
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Butlerian Jihad anticipator.
No gods, no kings.
Not that we should give him the benefit of the doubt, but it seems the 3 trillion number is probably including all the made-up "investments" that were promised by South Korea, etc. to get lower tariff rates.
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Tortillas, too. I think you have to be an abuela. Some skills take 45 years to perfect.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Bond is dead, long live Bond!
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Sure there is administrative bloat, but a lot is responsive to legal requirements around student aid, grants, and meddling from state legislatures & Feds. It turns into tuition increases.
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Eh… what else you got?
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Stay out of my fridge S
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM
In many (esp red) states, the state govt pulled back hard during the Great Recession and never returned to the prior level of investment. A lot of state schools have high tuition and crap infrastructure. Renovations don’t happen; new buildings get donated by billionaire alums.
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
You’re an academic, so you have an 5-10 year delay on first-house-buying. I was 35.
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
THIS IS THE WAY

(actually, it's USUALLY the way, but sometimes MQ got a little confused)
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
They're THIS CLOSE to getting what everyone else has understood for decades.

But insurance lobbyists can afford a lot of nice steak dinners.
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
But enough about congressional Democrats.
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Somali pirates hijack oil tankers in international waters.
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
We’ve reached the “good and hard” phase of people getting what they want.
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
What’s funny is that in my case, I mailed my ballot two miles away from the election office. Literal Snail 🐌 Mail could have covered the distance seven times over between me putting it in the box and Election Day.
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Not in my state. And my ballot, mailed well in advance, was lost for almost a month and never counted.
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This is not theoretical. Remember DeJoy jacking up post office sorting machines for no reason.
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My 2024 ballot was mailed in (from a reliably democratic mailbox) weeks before election day, and was not counted because it sat in Post Office Purgatory until 10 days too late.

Just imagine the chaos a motivated mail carrier with a special "slow" bag for outgoing ballots from a certain zip code.
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is even better than Tim Apple's glass and gold trophy.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Are all bedding manufacturers so toxic?
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
IDK how northerners swim at all, because I think 81 is pretty marginal for swimming weather. 🥶
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I got a Sore Throat Covid in 2022 I think- back when Omicron was the new flavor. It was awful. Take care of yourself!
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Easier to get people to take a shot than floss tho
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM