desperately need to see the rest of this

me: no machine will ever penetrate my many layers of cognitive security

also me: hearing the dishwasher go off and humming its little tune for the rest of the day

thinking about using "the devil's lettuce" in reference to any detestable thing

zzz

I can't stop thinking about using modern speech synthesis and LLMs to give every MTA subway service not just a personality but its own set of rivals and allies

I'm about to knock this thing out the fucking park. they're going to out in their kayaks trying to catch it

my goal for the rest of 2023 is to be very, very still

basically there's a "feel bad for no reason" checkbox in my brain that I can reliably find within 15-20 minutes and there's a dastardly PM somewhere who loves moving and resetting it

you want to be on the computer, but you also want to be outside [97% can't solve this riddle]

it's so crazy to me that melatonin is a corruption of «miel de Tonín» and it comes from a colony of special bees in the southwest of france

mfw none of my favorite birdposters are here yet