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Phase Blowly
@phaseblowly.bsky.social
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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social Bluesky Elder Me: [internally] Remember, not every reactionary is projecting latent homosexual tendencies. Me: [externally] Employee of the Month down at the dicksucking factory, I bet. October 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
Treason pays well.
Domestic Enemy Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social A government that deliberately abandons the rule of law is not morally entitled to its protections. February 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
That number feels low just by scale. Also, “some type of foreclosure” is an incredibly expansive parameter. Lol.
There were 36,766 U.S. properties with some type of foreclosure filing in October - such as default notices, scheduled auctions or bank repossessions, according to Attom, a property data and analytics firm.
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
Just need to do some ethnic cleansing and tell their vulture friends to stay home. Simple stuff, really. Like… duh.
Screenshot of a tweet that is part of one of the screenshots above. Text reads: SOVEREIGN BRAH 7h We don't need 50 year mortgages, we need to deport 40 million people and prevent BlackRock and Vanguard from buying up all the single-family homes. This isn't complicated.
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
Great thread. It’s not my business to judge, too. But this ain’t hurting his cause with me.
Cropped screenshot of a portion of text from one Kendra’s post in this thread. The text reads: has accused Christian nationalists of turning Jesus "into a gun-toting, gay-bashing, science-denying, money-loving, fear-mongering fascist"
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 AM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
Thanks for the link. Lol.
Sign in the style of the Mamdani campaign, text reads: [REDACTED] for Oligarchs
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
This is a lot of fun.
Sign in the style of the Mamdani campaign, text reads: [REDACTED] for Oligarchs
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
Hahaha, ok.
Screenshot of tweet from a crashing out wingnut loser. Text reads: Robby Starbuck & @robbystar... • 2h The nickname going forward: Commie Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Today I was happy to learn Norman Greenbaum is still with us on tera firma. I’d quibble with the “deep cut” label, too. But I like Tom too much and if he says it’s not on oldies radio anymore, I believe him. From Norm’s own words:
Screenshot of an excerpt of an interview with Norman Greenbaum: Norman Greenbaum: If you ask me what I based "Spirit in the Sky" on... what did we grow up watching? Westerns! These mean and nasty varmints get shot and they wanted to die with their boots on... to me that was spiritual, they wanted to die with their boots on. Ray Shasho: So that was the trigger that got you to write the song? Greenbaum: Yes. The song itself was simple, when you're writing a song you keep it simple of course. It wasn't like a Christian song of praise it was just a simple song. I had to use Christianity because I had to use something. But more important it wasn't the Jesus part, it was the spirit in the sky. Funny enough... I wanted to die with my boots on.
November 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
Get his ass!
Screenshot of two text messages in a conversation: SOME REACTIONARY PISSBABY LOSER POSTING HIS L’s ON MAIN: He said he wants to kill Republicans and their children so he can piss on their graves because that is the only way to enact policy change and you were like "ooo0 that sounds great! Sign me up for that 🤣🤣🥲” WINE MOM IRREGULAR, AUNT OWEN (all outta fucks to give, apparently): Oh no! I had no idea 🤷
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Screenshot of a Bluesky post: Domestic Enemy Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social A government that deliberately abandons the rule of law is not morally entitled to its protections. February 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM & Everybody can reply
November 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
Posted for posterity for when he probably blocks me.
Screenshot of two posts in chronological order: Joe Stieb @joestieb.bsky.social • 39m What plan. Show me the plan. ••• Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social Which failed plans do you want to see? The entire "war" was failed plans, soup to nuts. Oil, sclerotic foreign policy, shrub's daddy (and mommy) issues, PNAC war boners, etc. all had plans. You even mentioned the American and western firms that thought they were gonna cash-in and failed. C'mon, man [quote post] Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky... • 41m But shrub didn't write "let's invade Iraq for their oil" on a piece of paper then hand it to Dick Cheney, so I'm skeptical. Lol. I guess we shoulda been more specific and chanted “no blood for oligarchs" instead. [end of quote post] November 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
November 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
Lol. He’s a bit touchy, imo.
Screenshot of three Blueskypost in chronological order: Joe Stieb @joestieb.bsky.social • 1h willing and eager to put his oil on the international market, and global oil companies were happy to purchase it without a war. Moreover, Iraq's major oil contracts after the war went to America's strategic rivals, not US companies. Real brilliant plan if the war was about oil. ••• Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky... • 2m No one ever accused the plan of being brilliant. ••• Joe Stieb @joestieb.bsky.social What plan. Show me the plan. November 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
November 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
Here it is. I’ve mostly confirmed it already, tho. Lmao.
Screenshot of a Bluesky post: Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsk... • 37m Bro, this you? Lol. • luci@hinfort.bsky.social • 53m Worse, he converted as an adult to migrate to Israel and since then he and his wife do hasbara for germans.
November 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
I don’t profess to know what it is 100% of the time, but it generally doesn’t require a 24 year old load-bearing “alleged.”
Screenshot of a paragraph from the Associated Press article: Since the 9/11 terror attacks, the FBI has foiled several alleged attacks through sting operations in which agents posed as terror supporters, supplying advice and equipment.
November 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
This is how my feed looked and I thought to myself “I bet the umps took all the piss.” Lol.
Screenshot of two posts as they appeared on my feed: April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.... • 6m umps have absolutely blown this game ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracke... • 6m The piss tank on the ISS is now 14% full.
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
This is my favorite part of the Himmler story arc.
Screenshot of two sentences from Himmler’s Wikipedia article: Shortly afterward, Himmler's body was buried in an unmarked grave near Lüneburg. The grave's location remains unknown.
October 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
Then the horny dolphins blow into town…
Screenshot of a paragraph from the article shared above: Bolivia's Beni anacondas are apex predators, meaning no one messes with them in their ecosystem. Apart from a single case of cannibalism, no one had ever seen Bolivian anacondas getting killed or eaten by any other wild animal.
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
Thanks, Mort. That’s very kind of you. I don’t really believe in luck but appreciate the thought.
Screenshot of a comment from the Threads, uh, thread(?) shared by the OP: mortegatacklejunkie 42m • • • Good to see that Democrats are back to their purity tests. Good luck with that .
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
Yep. It’s not a deep bench and hasn’t been for a long time. Jonah fucking Goldberg is the go to NPR conservative nowadays. Lmao.

I had roughly the same thought (pardon me for not re-typing it).
Screenshot of a Bluesky post: Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social I think there's only so much workable talent in the wingnut cinematic universe (WCU) and they mostly work for Fox News &/or have turned themselves out to oligarchs. Can't see them playing WCU b-league when turning tricks at AEl pays pretty well and isn't the b-league. They don't need the hassle. October 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
October 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
From the bio of the “journalist” working the MAMDANI OOGAH BOOGAH SCARY LYING FOREIGNERS IN NYC beat for @cnn.com. Lol. C'mon, lady. Maybe have a little self-awareness.
Screenshot of a sentence from the bio for CNN reporter Gloria Pazmino, as clipped from the CNN website: Born in Colombia, she moved to Queens as a child, and has been a proud New Yorker ever since.
October 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
Obligatory
A somewhat well known meme adapted from a political cartoon by rightwing nut job Ben Harrison. The gist is an angry white guy yelling and holding a flag while lifting open the Capitol dome revealing the heads of Nancy Pelosi, Mike Pence and Mitch McConnell up to their necks in a white substance that’s sloshing around. Outside of and surrounding the Capitol is a crowd with flags and banners reminiscent of the J6 traitors, though I can’t remember if the original cartoon predates the insurrection or not. The original text in the speech bubble has been replaced with “GIVE US THE CUM” and all the messages originally on the signs in the crowd have been changed to read “CUM.”
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
Screenshot of an tweet/meme from the nazi website: Jason @longwall26 Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly YouGov @YouGov • 12 Jul 19 One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
October 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
Black line drawing on white background of cartoon character with a furrowed brow, wearing a frown, hands on their hips and an obvious erection poking out underneath their clothes. Text across the top of the drawing reads : “I’m not happy about this”
October 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
phaseblowly.bsky.social
“In defense of hanging the Washington Post Editorial Board alongside Bezos from the same gallows”
Screenshot of Washington Post headline: The Washington post Sign in Opinion Editorial Board “In defense of the White House ballroom Donald Trump vs. the NIMBYs”
October 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM