Phartsnarfer
@phartsnarfer.bsky.social
Fails to meet expectations, does not play well with others or alone
If you are active duty, I want you to know that you have benefits waiting for you when you get out. And if anyone in the government tries to take those benefits before you get them the veterans that came before you will stop at nothing to secure our benefits. We will always have each other's back.
December 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
If you are active duty, I want you to know that you have benefits waiting for you when you get out. And if anyone in the government tries to take those benefits before you get them the veterans that came before you will stop at nothing to secure our benefits. We will always have each other's back.
The cerclulatory system in the human body is not addressed. Blood just goes to the body then to the lungs. Blood from your butthole is in your lips.
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The cerclulatory system in the human body is not addressed. Blood just goes to the body then to the lungs. Blood from your butthole is in your lips.
To my 12 fellow survivors
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
To my 12 fellow survivors
No one cares about this... At least when I was drunk I didn't notice how alone I am
October 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
No one cares about this... At least when I was drunk I didn't notice how alone I am
I like to imagine a time traveling comedian goes to 1998 and tells a bunch of 9/11 jokes to a bored and quiet crowd.
September 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I like to imagine a time traveling comedian goes to 1998 and tells a bunch of 9/11 jokes to a bored and quiet crowd.
trump supporters are the Kancel Kulture Kings
September 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
trump supporters are the Kancel Kulture Kings
When are we going to get a sequel to UHF
September 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
When are we going to get a sequel to UHF
Just wanted to post on social media to remind everyone that social media is bad for your mental health.
September 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Just wanted to post on social media to remind everyone that social media is bad for your mental health.
Anyone else become more articulate when feeling strong emotions?
August 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Anyone else become more articulate when feeling strong emotions?
People tell me I'm immature, but when I was in highschool I would daydream about going back in time and singing a popular song that hadn't come out yet.and now I daydream about going back in time and turning in hit books as writing assignments. So. Fuck those people am-i-rite?
August 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
People tell me I'm immature, but when I was in highschool I would daydream about going back in time and singing a popular song that hadn't come out yet.and now I daydream about going back in time and turning in hit books as writing assignments. So. Fuck those people am-i-rite?
I think I'll CGI in movies should be replaced with terribly animated cartoons. They would age better
July 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I think I'll CGI in movies should be replaced with terribly animated cartoons. They would age better
Every sport needs a Harlem globe trotter team
June 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Every sport needs a Harlem globe trotter team
I think I am the way I am because I learned social interaction by watching sitcoms.
June 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I think I am the way I am because I learned social interaction by watching sitcoms.
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Why can't a microwave weigh what I put in check if I left the fork and then warm it right without me having to do anything other than open and close the stupid thing? We have scales we have metal detectors we have touchless thermometers. It doesn't even need ai just a check list
May 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Why can't a microwave weigh what I put in check if I left the fork and then warm it right without me having to do anything other than open and close the stupid thing? We have scales we have metal detectors we have touchless thermometers. It doesn't even need ai just a check list
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So My grandparents met "at a dance" and apparently spent most of their dates at dances. That's like people meeting at the club and going to the club for dates today....
May 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So My grandparents met "at a dance" and apparently spent most of their dates at dances. That's like people meeting at the club and going to the club for dates today....
So... Thunderbolts is a movie about Russians, anti-patriots (aka not captain America) and a lady injured by vaccines (which isn't real) being the stars of the movie?
April 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
So... Thunderbolts is a movie about Russians, anti-patriots (aka not captain America) and a lady injured by vaccines (which isn't real) being the stars of the movie?
Well I was hacked.... Sorry about that.
April 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Well I was hacked.... Sorry about that.