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A writer with writer's block the size of Half Dome.
An AG not named "Garland" would be great next term
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
An AG not named "Garland" would be great next term
And the CEOs of tobacco companies believe nicotine isn't addictive
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
And the CEOs of tobacco companies believe nicotine isn't addictive
Libs are showing their true homophobia by piling on Trump's alleged proclivities - Andrew Sullivan
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Libs are showing their true homophobia by piling on Trump's alleged proclivities - Andrew Sullivan
"Epstein? This is the first I'm hearing about this"
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"Epstein? This is the first I'm hearing about this"
"Honey, mommy makes A LOT of money saying stupid things to protect the cabal"
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"Honey, mommy makes A LOT of money saying stupid things to protect the cabal"
I made a snarky comment during Trump's first term "If the pursue the Epstein case all that will happen is the SCOTUS will rule age of consent laws unconstitutional" It might not have been snark after all
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I made a snarky comment during Trump's first term "If the pursue the Epstein case all that will happen is the SCOTUS will rule age of consent laws unconstitutional" It might not have been snark after all
But... but... Comet Pizza!
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
But... but... Comet Pizza!
Is the redaction bar the correct length for her name?
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Is the redaction bar the correct length for her name?
So are you using speed, coke, or both?
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
So are you using speed, coke, or both?
"Overzealous staffer" an oldie but a goodie
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"Overzealous staffer" an oldie but a goodie
Have you seen the light?
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Have you seen the light?
Is it irresponsible to speculate? It's irresponsible not to speculate
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Is it irresponsible to speculate? It's irresponsible not to speculate
Never get involved in a land war in Asia
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Never get involved in a land war in Asia
Jake Tapper's working on chapter 24
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Jake Tapper's working on chapter 24
Funny how people that demand we live by the Bible never mention that part
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Funny how people that demand we live by the Bible never mention that part
Give Schumer some credit. He picked the eight senators that are not up for election or resigning. Well played, Chuck
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Give Schumer some credit. He picked the eight senators that are not up for election or resigning. Well played, Chuck
They knew already, but the PAC money was too much to say no to
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
They knew already, but the PAC money was too much to say no to
The frog then took the scorpion on its back and began to swim across the stream. Midway across the scorpion stung the frog and as they both began to sink the frog said "It was the right way to do politics"
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
The frog then took the scorpion on its back and began to swim across the stream. Midway across the scorpion stung the frog and as they both began to sink the frog said "It was the right way to do politics"
The frog answered "Of course, always here to help." The scorpion wasn't expecting that answer and asked "Aren't you afraid I will sting you?" and the frog replied "Yes, I know you will sting me and we'll drown but I would hate for you to think I am unwilling to reach across the aisle."
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
The frog answered "Of course, always here to help." The scorpion wasn't expecting that answer and asked "Aren't you afraid I will sting you?" and the frog replied "Yes, I know you will sting me and we'll drown but I would hate for you to think I am unwilling to reach across the aisle."
Did they make Trump sound coherent?
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Did they make Trump sound coherent?
I'm trying to picture someone successfully going through voir dire
Q: Who is Donald Trump?
A: He was on the Apprentice yeah? I think he won season 3
Q: Ever hear of Jeffrey Epstein?
A: He was a sweathog
Q: Who is Donald Trump?
A: He was on the Apprentice yeah? I think he won season 3
Q: Ever hear of Jeffrey Epstein?
A: He was a sweathog
November 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I'm trying to picture someone successfully going through voir dire
Q: Who is Donald Trump?
A: He was on the Apprentice yeah? I think he won season 3
Q: Ever hear of Jeffrey Epstein?
A: He was a sweathog
Q: Who is Donald Trump?
A: He was on the Apprentice yeah? I think he won season 3
Q: Ever hear of Jeffrey Epstein?
A: He was a sweathog