Pharmouscist
@pharmouscist.bsky.social
Emergency Department Pharmacist. This is a medical meme account. Memedical.
Paracetamol for me, thanks.
September 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Paracetamol for me, thanks.
Tylenol and Motrin don't work for me! /face
September 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Tylenol and Motrin don't work for me! /face
I see your hard stick and I raise you - gotta have access now.
September 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I see your hard stick and I raise you - gotta have access now.
Just a lion getting a CAT scan. Don't worry, it's not a HIPPO violation.
August 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Just a lion getting a CAT scan. Don't worry, it's not a HIPPO violation.
Gimme some of that Atreetominophen!
July 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Gimme some of that Atreetominophen!
Coming soon to an Emergency Department near you!
July 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Coming soon to an Emergency Department near you!
First rule of being a pharmacist: meds are for selling, not for taking (unless you have a valid prescription, then don't fill your meds at a place you work)
July 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
First rule of being a pharmacist: meds are for selling, not for taking (unless you have a valid prescription, then don't fill your meds at a place you work)
When your painful day is about to be shittier:
June 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
When your painful day is about to be shittier:
Not a nurse, but it's definitely rough to balance literal lifesaving care with things that should be outpatient visits.
June 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Not a nurse, but it's definitely rough to balance literal lifesaving care with things that should be outpatient visits.
I'm not sure if insurance will cover this. You can get it OTC, though?
May 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I'm not sure if insurance will cover this. You can get it OTC, though?
I would 100% read the book or watch the movie of the spinoff of the medical team that kept Anakin alive post-lava. Darth Vader has so many assistive medical devices.
April 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I would 100% read the book or watch the movie of the spinoff of the medical team that kept Anakin alive post-lava. Darth Vader has so many assistive medical devices.
Ain't nobody want to deal with random prednisone half tabs that break apart into crumbs by the end of the taper.
April 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ain't nobody want to deal with random prednisone half tabs that break apart into crumbs by the end of the taper.
You spin me right round baby right round, like a fidget spinner...
April 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
You spin me right round baby right round, like a fidget spinner...
There is a theory that states that if ever anyone discovers exactly how insurance works and why it functions that way, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states this has already happened.
March 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
There is a theory that states that if ever anyone discovers exactly how insurance works and why it functions that way, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states this has already happened.
Zsasz in real life.
February 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Zsasz in real life.
Just got a patient fast tracked through the ED to get vital treatments that insurance was waffling about paying for outpatient. This is not the best use of our resources.
February 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Just got a patient fast tracked through the ED to get vital treatments that insurance was waffling about paying for outpatient. This is not the best use of our resources.
Reposted by Pharmouscist
(h/t: @the.language.nerds)
February 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
(h/t: @the.language.nerds)
Clearly it pents the gabas.
February 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Clearly it pents the gabas.
This is how you educate on hand hygiene in Texas.
January 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This is how you educate on hand hygiene in Texas.
I live in the Emergency Department. I also get paid to know the right combinations to make drugs not lethal.
January 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I live in the Emergency Department. I also get paid to know the right combinations to make drugs not lethal.
Ibuprofeon used Anti-inflammatory! It's super effective!
January 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Ibuprofeon used Anti-inflammatory! It's super effective!
Definitely not exclusive to pharmacists, but that room temp pizza and ancient flat pop hits different.
January 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Definitely not exclusive to pharmacists, but that room temp pizza and ancient flat pop hits different.
We don't even partial these inpatient...
January 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
We don't even partial these inpatient...
It's got that signature scent. Coffee grounds not included.
January 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It's got that signature scent. Coffee grounds not included.