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@phantosanucca.bsky.social
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38, Non-Binary, pronouns undetermined. Occasional NSFW. Minors DNI.

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Screenshot from a Simpsons episode. Young Homer Simpson is at a Zoo. He points out something offscreen to a nearby zookeeper. "Zookeeper, Zookeeper! Those monkeys are killing each other!" He is quietly informed after this moment that the monkeys are actually mating.
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Leon's note:
Screenshot of a Simpsons episode. Bart is holding a love letter that Homer wrote to Marge while drunk. "Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit. they got these big chewy pretzels here (then he writes slurred gibberish that's indecipherable) FIVE DOLLARS?! get outta here..."
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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What is the opposite of "Search Engine Optimization"?
Screenshot of an article thumbnail. It suggests a step-by-step plan for the correct viewing order of the 2 Ace Ventura movies and also the short-lived cartoon. These are movies from the 1990s starring Jim Carrey that no one has thought about in decades.
November 3, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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I doodled a Oz Monster Prom

#MonsterProm #FanArt
Sketch of Oz from Monster Prom. A humanoid with dark-grey skin that blends into his short hair. No visible mouth, and two white eyes without pupils. He's wearing a dress shirt and a yellow-orange vest with the sleeves rolled up. One of his "phobias", a small, simply drawn extension peeking out from his shoulder with a simplistic face. Like being followed by an emoticon.
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Wouldn't be the first time it took me years to realize why a DA character is [ Like That ]:
Playing Dragon Age in 2009: "Why is Morrigan such an asshole? Does she not pick up on any social cues??" My Autistic ass playing Dragon Age in 2023: "...Oh."
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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She blocked me and several others. According to clearsky, she's having a hissy-fit that people dared hold her up to some standards.

@melonishvarts.bsky.social is acting like a very childish, self-centred bigot.
3 posts by "Melonishvarts", in response to her deleting a post where she claimed she bought Hogwarts Legacy, a game that helped fund a hate movement in the United Kingdom. "Are you aware that you are tilting at windmills and simply bullying ordinary people who are simply enjoying the game?No one deserves to be treated badly but you are no better" "If you keep writing this bullshit, I'll gladly ban you. Deal with your dear author, not me." "Lol, some mad dudes are getting pop up here even though I didn't invite them here. Let me explain, I'm not support anyone. Yes, I'll play the game I like, but if you don't like what I play, just go play other games?? I didn't want it to sound like an ad, that's all."
October 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Is this screenshot accurate, or was it faked?
Screenshot of a previous version of @melonishvarts post. "Omg new pokemon switch 2 game looks so horrible, lol. The price for the game 30-40$ max. I'm glad I skipped this and bought Hogwards Legacy on sale, no regrets" Below are two responses: "Hogwarts legacy? Are you fr? The game that funds the super transphobe?" And: "JKR uses the royalty money to fund transphobia and has aided efforts that will/do have negative effects on artists."
October 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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The tradition continues!
Screenshot of Monster Prom the game. Vera and Liam. Vera begrudgingly says: "(sigh) ...Alright. I'll order us matching hotdog costumes immediately." Fanart I drew of Vera and Liam in matching hot dog costumes.
October 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Screenshot of the survey, a question and a box below where an answer can be typed in. "How can Canada better connect AI research with commercialization to meet strategic business needs? Followed by bunch of text I'm not transcribing for the Alt Text because it doesn't matter." In the response box, I responded: "Canada can better connect Ai research and commercialization to meet my asshole, after I had diarrhea and didn't wipe."
October 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Recent Slate dot com article. This is the crowd @brianfleming.bsky.social fired someone to appease. An audience who still hates him and his company, who were never going to buy the game anyway.

Truly pathetic self-own. Bitch loser energy radiating from the top of that company.

#GhostOfYotei
Screenshot of a Slate dot com article about Ghost of Yotei's right-wing backlash. "A new video game sparked fury and accusations of workeness in entertainment. But we've played this game before-and it's boring." Attributed to Laura Kate Dale, posted on October 11, 2015. Quote from the article: "Now the very same right-wing voices who held Ghost of Tsushima up as one of the best games ever made when it helped their argument seem to think Ghost of Yotei is a terrible video game with no redeeming qualities. YouTube creators decried how “WOKE politics” ruined the game, while others took to X to decry its “progressive agenda.” “We ignored the woke hirings and other rumors,” Mark Kern, a former video game executive and prominent Gamergate activist who goes by Grummz online, wrote on X. “We ignored the protagonist change to a woman for no good reason. We ignored that they made her ugly. … But then it turns out, it was a woke infested, assassination loving, Antifa supporting, lesbian ending woke piece of slop after all.” -endquote
October 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Screenshot of a chapter of fanfic: "He said with his pale purple skin, his side-shave haircut tied into a manbun, his rectangular glasses, his pointed ears and bat-like nose, his immaculate white dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up, is this too much? Is this getting bogged down in details? Do I have to do this with every character? Oh no, was I supposed to do this two seasons ago? Do people have misconceptions about the way these characters look, all because I wasn't specific enough? Do people think Vicky is a purple rhinoceros because of me??"
October 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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How can we convince all of the billionaires that the world is ending, so that they all go into their bunkers forever?

Like Pokey in the Absolutely Safe Capsule.
The Absolutely Safe Capsule from Mother 3. A metal sphere with a single round glass window. It is impenetrable, but also cannot be opened from the inside or outside.
October 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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quote with a game that released in your birth year!

Between this, Final Fantasy 1, Metroid and the first Mega Man, people were eatin' good in 1987.
The cover of "Phantasy Star" for the Sega Mega Drive. Science-fantasy. A lady space knight, her catfox familiar, a non-binary wizard and an 80's muscle man fend off bats, alien wizards and flying eyeballs. The title is presented on a plain tile background, as all Mega Drive games were.
October 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Screenshot of an old tweet: "A single, reverberating piano note. A shot of a valley, and ruins of mankind in the distance. Characters say foreboding things to the hero. He stares down the horde, a challenge. The somber cover of a pop song begins playing: ~'On top of spaghetti, all covered with -cheese-...'"
October 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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FAKE. Here's what the post actually says:
A screenshot of a post by Elon Musk stalker: Jay Groyper. In between writing erotic fan-fiction of herself getting DP'd by JK Rowling and Donald Trump, she takes time to post a comment: "Need people to send me the pig balls pic, it's the only thing I can climax to". This is certainly not an edited screengrab of an unrelated post she made. This is not satire or lies. You should take this shitpost as verifiable fact because you saw it and that means it's true. Who would even THINK of using the Inspect feature when right-clicking her post, to delete the original comment and add in your own text?
October 4, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Milhouse in a suit saying "But my spam bots say I'm cool...". The image has been edited to show him being bald, because Elon Musk had hairplugs installed.
October 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Been many years since I've tried drawing this idiot. Grim Dark Industrial Ambient music will do that.
Simple, rough sketches. Two masks, and a humanoid torso hooked up to thick wires to something bigger. The humanoid appears mostly robotic. A spiked crown. A mask with fangs. Two large, glowing deep set eyes without pupils. An unnatural light source.
September 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I don't think you know what "skinny" looks like.
Dionysus from Hades 2. A very tall, muscular, buff man. Not skinny. Not even remotely skinny. Only someone without eyeballs would think this is what a skinny person looks like, and even they can just find out from the Alt Text. Also, he's only wearing an animal hide thong. Just thought I'd let the seeing-impaired folks know that one too.
September 27, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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"Skinny"

You're like when a guy calls a 90lb woman "THICC".
A very buff, strong, muscular man in an animal hide thong, holding two goblets. He has purple hair.
September 27, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Did Chuck Wendig kill the Internet Archive? No. Should Chuck Wendig be given death threats? No. Should we ever let him live down being the tiny domino? No.
September 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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"Using only images, explain how you became a furry"
Loona Valerie Oberlin, a punk catgirl from Monster Prom. Pink sideshave hair, sleeveless denim jacket, spiky bracelets, a mischievous smirk. Rouge the Bat and her enormous tiddies. Tawna from Crash Bandicoot, and her even more enormous tiddies. Long blonde hair, sleeveless form-fitting shirt, eyeshadow and lipstick, blue skirt. Tall lady.
September 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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This score is the opposite of how I thought it would go. I only ever heard fans complain about these movies.
Screenshot of the rotten tomatoes dot com webpage for The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies. It has a critical score of 59%, and an audience rating of 74%.
September 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Philosophy Tube's next video will be about Asian culture. It'll be called something like: "Chinks throughout history", with special guest White Guy Who Was On Stargate Atlantis
September 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Philosophy Tube's next video will be about Asian culture. It'll be called something like: "Chinks throughout history", with special guest White Guy Who Was On Stargate Atlantis
September 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM