Patrick
@phantomthreadz.bsky.social
probably taller than you, sleepier too
It’s been a while, so here you go!
December 30, 2024 at 7:39 PM
It’s been a while, so here you go!
It’s a Christmas Miracle!
December 26, 2024 at 10:48 PM
It’s a Christmas Miracle!
The face of a dum boy who’s at the airport on four hours of sleep because he threw what was meant to be a gentle cocktail hour from 4-8 but which turned into a tequila fueled mess that almost ended in a fist fight, vomit on his couch, and an inability to look at a coworker the same afterwards…
December 15, 2024 at 4:03 PM
The face of a dum boy who’s at the airport on four hours of sleep because he threw what was meant to be a gentle cocktail hour from 4-8 but which turned into a tequila fueled mess that almost ended in a fist fight, vomit on his couch, and an inability to look at a coworker the same afterwards…
First printmaking lesson complete! And thankfully no ink on my favorite shirt, which I wore because I forgot we were doing this today.
December 10, 2024 at 5:38 PM
First printmaking lesson complete! And thankfully no ink on my favorite shirt, which I wore because I forgot we were doing this today.
He’s THAT hot and he has weird fascist “retvrn” views about Japan? Close enough, welcome back Yukio Mishima!
December 9, 2024 at 8:26 PM
He’s THAT hot and he has weird fascist “retvrn” views about Japan? Close enough, welcome back Yukio Mishima!
Happy Sunday, sexual deviants 😌
December 8, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Happy Sunday, sexual deviants 😌
Ughhhhh I was so close to getting to the final ante. Also wow I think I get the appeal of rogue like games now, this is so addicting. 😮💨
December 7, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Ughhhhh I was so close to getting to the final ante. Also wow I think I get the appeal of rogue like games now, this is so addicting. 😮💨
My last braterall on a day ill definitely need it
December 5, 2024 at 12:49 PM
My last braterall on a day ill definitely need it
I didn’t realize I hadn’t given Apple permission to use my music history until last month so this is all I have for my replay lol
December 3, 2024 at 3:07 PM
I didn’t realize I hadn’t given Apple permission to use my music history until last month so this is all I have for my replay lol
Ok but who is this diva?!
December 3, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Ok but who is this diva?!
It’s that time of year when I look like I’ve had a chemical peel every time I step out of the shower.
December 2, 2024 at 10:51 PM
It’s that time of year when I look like I’ve had a chemical peel every time I step out of the shower.
Damn bro, you’re huge
November 29, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Damn bro, you’re huge
Saw Wicked tonight, and you know what, I had fun! Love to love the movies.
November 29, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Saw Wicked tonight, and you know what, I had fun! Love to love the movies.
Cole Escola came by on his giant flamingo, and I got so excited that my nieces and nephews started screaming and waving, and then he waved at all of us, and we cheered and laughed, and they had no idea who he was, but they were so happy for me lol. Perfect morning.
November 28, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Cole Escola came by on his giant flamingo, and I got so excited that my nieces and nephews started screaming and waving, and then he waved at all of us, and we cheered and laughed, and they had no idea who he was, but they were so happy for me lol. Perfect morning.
Happy Titty Tuesday from Amenemhat II
November 26, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Happy Titty Tuesday from Amenemhat II
Wasn’t gonna post what I got cause I didn’t expect it to be so accurate, but…
November 21, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Wasn’t gonna post what I got cause I didn’t expect it to be so accurate, but…
Over exfoliated and now I’m too pink ♨️
November 21, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Over exfoliated and now I’m too pink ♨️
It’s kinda crazy how often “Mm Bogdano-delish!” pops into my head, but god the whole joke is just so good.
November 20, 2024 at 11:08 PM
It’s kinda crazy how often “Mm Bogdano-delish!” pops into my head, but god the whole joke is just so good.
Observation day at work. Please wish me luck, impeccable time management, and an extensive knowledge of New Amsterdam.
November 20, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Observation day at work. Please wish me luck, impeccable time management, and an extensive knowledge of New Amsterdam.
I’ll probably get bored of this soon enough, but for now it’s cute, so add me!
November 19, 2024 at 3:38 PM
I’ll probably get bored of this soon enough, but for now it’s cute, so add me!
Oh ok, today is gonna be fine after all
November 19, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Oh ok, today is gonna be fine after all
I am basically Ferdinand the Bull. I used to sit in the outfield and pick clover as a child. My whole life, coaches begged to care about sports, cause I was always the biggest kid available. Probably why I love lifting so much. It’s rather peaceful and lets me use my size without aggression.
November 18, 2024 at 4:12 PM
I am basically Ferdinand the Bull. I used to sit in the outfield and pick clover as a child. My whole life, coaches begged to care about sports, cause I was always the biggest kid available. Probably why I love lifting so much. It’s rather peaceful and lets me use my size without aggression.
Nobody at my gym knows I’m wearing the Family Mart Convenience Wear socks…
November 18, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Nobody at my gym knows I’m wearing the Family Mart Convenience Wear socks…