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A phantom shack, stalking the Nexus of Here and There, with frightful stories of paranormal phenomena, grisly goings on, and ghastly things that go bump in the night.
I am a decrepit cabinet filled with regrets and the bones of dead hopes
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I am a decrepit cabinet filled with regrets and the bones of dead hopes
The most unrealistic thing about Home Alone 2 is that Kevin didn't get taken up to DJT's penthouse to be abused.
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
The most unrealistic thing about Home Alone 2 is that Kevin didn't get taken up to DJT's penthouse to be abused.
Elon Musk is the greediest man in the world. The trillionaire who broke his promise to end world hunger. Just a goofy, selfish, liar.
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Elon Musk is the greediest man in the world. The trillionaire who broke his promise to end world hunger. Just a goofy, selfish, liar.
If Trump blew Clinton, he probably blew Epstein as well. One of their wonderful little secrets.
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
If Trump blew Clinton, he probably blew Epstein as well. One of their wonderful little secrets.
Luke, I am going to need a bigger boat to live long and prosper, but I shall not for I have killed my captain. Cookie Monster!
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Luke, I am going to need a bigger boat to live long and prosper, but I shall not for I have killed my captain. Cookie Monster!
In the timeline where they didn't kill Harambe, the movie of the year is King Kong versus Gorilla Grodd, and the secret Big Bad in the twist is the version of Curious George who has a tail.
November 5, 2025 at 7:37 AM
In the timeline where they didn't kill Harambe, the movie of the year is King Kong versus Gorilla Grodd, and the secret Big Bad in the twist is the version of Curious George who has a tail.
Would you abort foetal Hitler?
November 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Would you abort foetal Hitler?
Do you think Shady Vance will dump his wife before or after Trump keels over on the toilet?
November 3, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Do you think Shady Vance will dump his wife before or after Trump keels over on the toilet?
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Happy Halloween my little darlings!
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Happy Halloween my little darlings!
I don't know what based means.
October 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don't know what based means.
No one knows how big pumpkins can grow.
October 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
No one knows how big pumpkins can grow.
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NO KINGS EXCEPT STEPHEN
Also NO:
CONVICTED FELON
ADJUDICATED RAPIST
CONGENITAL LIAR
CON MAN
PUTIN PUPPET
PEDOPHILE
BEST FRIEND OF EPSTEIN
LIFELONG RACIST
MALIGNANT NARCISSIST
SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIAN
SICK SOCIOPATH
FRAGILE WHINEY MAN-BABY
FAILED BUSINESSMAN
ORANGE ATROCITY
PARDON POWER
A*HOLE
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Also NO:
CONVICTED FELON
ADJUDICATED RAPIST
CONGENITAL LIAR
CON MAN
PUTIN PUPPET
PEDOPHILE
BEST FRIEND OF EPSTEIN
LIFELONG RACIST
MALIGNANT NARCISSIST
SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIAN
SICK SOCIOPATH
FRAGILE WHINEY MAN-BABY
FAILED BUSINESSMAN
ORANGE ATROCITY
PARDON POWER
A*HOLE
👑 👎 👑
October 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
NO KINGS EXCEPT STEPHEN
Also NO:
CONVICTED FELON
ADJUDICATED RAPIST
CONGENITAL LIAR
CON MAN
PUTIN PUPPET
PEDOPHILE
BEST FRIEND OF EPSTEIN
LIFELONG RACIST
MALIGNANT NARCISSIST
SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIAN
SICK SOCIOPATH
FRAGILE WHINEY MAN-BABY
FAILED BUSINESSMAN
ORANGE ATROCITY
PARDON POWER
A*HOLE
👑 👎 👑
Also NO:
CONVICTED FELON
ADJUDICATED RAPIST
CONGENITAL LIAR
CON MAN
PUTIN PUPPET
PEDOPHILE
BEST FRIEND OF EPSTEIN
LIFELONG RACIST
MALIGNANT NARCISSIST
SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIAN
SICK SOCIOPATH
FRAGILE WHINEY MAN-BABY
FAILED BUSINESSMAN
ORANGE ATROCITY
PARDON POWER
A*HOLE
👑 👎 👑
Is everyone who is chronicling all the apocalyptic stuff that's happening getting hard copies of everything? Because when the Nazis shut down the Internet everything digital is gone.
October 17, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Is everyone who is chronicling all the apocalyptic stuff that's happening getting hard copies of everything? Because when the Nazis shut down the Internet everything digital is gone.
Before, it was "I was just following orders from my leader". This time it's going to be "I had no idea what my followers were doing".
October 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Before, it was "I was just following orders from my leader". This time it's going to be "I had no idea what my followers were doing".
It's really weird to watch people of color simp for white supremacists
October 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
It's really weird to watch people of color simp for white supremacists
I was thinking about how weird it is that there are two people involved with American politics that are both Jewish and Nazis, when it occurred to me that it might be related to how the nation of Israel is all Nazis now. That did not make me feel any better.
October 2, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I was thinking about how weird it is that there are two people involved with American politics that are both Jewish and Nazis, when it occurred to me that it might be related to how the nation of Israel is all Nazis now. That did not make me feel any better.
We don't need a new world order of the same old powers, but we do need a new arrangement of civilization, where war, wealth hoarding, racism, and personal isolation are all done away with.
September 29, 2025 at 6:47 AM
We don't need a new world order of the same old powers, but we do need a new arrangement of civilization, where war, wealth hoarding, racism, and personal isolation are all done away with.
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We are in a toxic relationship with the United States.
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September 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
We are in a toxic relationship with the United States.
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If I had a nickel for every time a high profile American person of Jewish descent devoted their career to acting like a Nazi, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but isn't it weird that it happened twice?
September 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
If I had a nickel for every time a high profile American person of Jewish descent devoted their career to acting like a Nazi, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but isn't it weird that it happened twice?
The majority of Americans reject ostentatious authoritarianism that negatively impacts them on a personal level.
September 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The majority of Americans reject ostentatious authoritarianism that negatively impacts them on a personal level.
So, did Kash Patel write the Tyler texts himself, or did Stephen Miller craft those bonkers old man scripts?
September 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
So, did Kash Patel write the Tyler texts himself, or did Stephen Miller craft those bonkers old man scripts?
Old memories like dry clumps of straw sliding from my hands with no promise of another harvest
September 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Old memories like dry clumps of straw sliding from my hands with no promise of another harvest
The Way We Were wrecked me.
September 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The Way We Were wrecked me.