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exhausted gremlin
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He/Him🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 | 26 | Demon Twink | Old Man Yaoi Enjoyer | Age Gap Connoisseur | huge fuckn NERD | I'm always Tired | 18+ | definitely an asshole & embracing it
Just... make a post like a normal person. Don't try to profit over the fact you're dating a man now, drop merch, come out with a completely new style and completely ERASE the old one, etc. Its a slap in the face to the sapphics. Its shitty self marketing.
June 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"Don't pit artists against one another"

THEY'RE DOING IT THE.SELVES
June 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Literally. The best and worst ways.
June 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Chat i fear this song is about them in the best and worst ways
June 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I can fully imagine secondo literally just dying in eriks arms & they're just quietly looking at each other, one realizing he couldn't keep his own promise, the other knowing it was going to be broken no matter what
June 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
BROTHER EUGHHHHH
May 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
new video game husband just dropped
May 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This video gives me the vibes of Erik going away for educational purposes (to rome, obviously) for a year and then comes back even more like an arrogant italian man 😭
May 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
THESE WERE SO MEAN BTW??
April 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Will forever have the #1 Year Zero enjoyer title. I am literally Secondos #1 fan, the rest are all fake
April 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
whenever I think about that server, my brain starts playing peacefield.
April 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Who has two thumbs and always knows when someone will turn out to be a massive, scum of the pit of hell, shit bag who does nothing but push their own agenda?

THIS GUY✨️✨️✨️
April 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
uh
April 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
tmw when the new fc is more like the old fc all because the old fc signed to an American label & became everything he hates
April 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
il mio piccolo ragazzo frocio
April 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
it's actually so accurate it hurts
April 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
bro definitely sent this to the leader of the church after being told he couldn't have dogs on Ministry Property

not pictured: his three dogs, one of which he got immediately after being told he wasn't allowed to have them 😭
April 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
the new fratello Erik fc goes so hard

that's my lil incubus mafia leader who acts like a puppy around those he's comfortable with and will definitely torture someone at the drop of a dime 🥰🥰🥰
April 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
specifically this part. Secondo finally has decent competition over my heart.
April 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
😩😩😩
April 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
babygirl 🥰🥰
April 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
any sense of feminism i have leaves my body when he shows up on pinterest this isn't fair (I don't care at all)
April 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
mommy? (not) sorry
April 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I didn't know that YouTube had badges but it's ironic this is the only one I have
April 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My dumb ass didn't even think about disabled fans. I'm sorry.

Imo, if Tobias was tired of looking at phones, I can completely understand having a no phone policy for pit tickets. But the people who are like... 200 ft or w.e away from him or even the people who aren't in ground seats... idk
April 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM