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mike
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Writer. Houseplant. Doing life and book stuff with @kittenflower.bsky.social
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But… I… How the heck do you answer this?
Question about Safety/crimes levels with 3 options: thriving, meh and crisis
November 17, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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George Costanza saying “they drove my family out of bayside”
November 16, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Barely a day goes by where I don't think of this. Finally have a reason to reference it.
Bart Simpson asks Homer where he got the muffin he’s eating. He responds “Gersh Agency”
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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“yeah that’s what I meant, Lisa. State unfair.” - Marge Simpson
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Crowe was excellent casting for the new Bob Mortimer biopic
Russell Crowe in character for the movie Nuremberg
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Ok, but hear me out
Pink and black cardigan with a rat and raccoon high five-ing on the front
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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The perfect Christmas shirt does not ex—
White shirt featuring Santa Claus riding a dragon and shooting a laser
November 1, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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BoM website really only needs to be this
Melbourne weather forecast in plain text
November 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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A polo shirt?! The sport played by the Royal family? The folks who ran a enormous colonial empire? That subjugated millions of people? Wow. Ok.
Anthony Albanese wearing a blue polo shirt
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Foolish Mike
Pokémon video game screenshot. A small man in red stands at a computer. Text reads: “Mike turned on the pc”
October 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Computer are helpful
“less is similar to the traditional more, but with many more features.”
September 20, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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In which Waleed lies about what Kimmel said and then goes on to make the very same claim Kimmel was actually making
Thus, we see Jimmy Kimmel suggest Kirk’s alleged shooter is a member of “the MAGA gang” when the little available evidence we have suggests the opposite. That he did this during a monologue against “finger-pointing” and “political point-scoring”, with no sense of irony, emphasises just how deeply the disease has seeped. Meanwhile, President Donald Trump and Vice President J.D. Vance immediately characterised his murder as a consequence of radical left extremism, even though there was no clear evidence to support that theory at the time.
September 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Oh come on
“Failure to tackle antisemitism should see organisations’ funding cut like subpar childcare centres, special envoy says” “At a Gold Coast conference, Jillian Segal declined to address the presence of neo-Nazis at Sunday’s anti-immigration marches”
September 4, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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New Bond Girl dropped
Pancakes on a plate with strawberries. Caption reads “Ricotta Hotcakes”
September 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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Among is a weird way to spell “were handed microphones”
News headline: “Neo-Nazis and politicians among protesters at anti-immigration March for Australia rallies”
August 31, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Six people gather for Albany rally, drawing six counter-protesters
August 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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You can’t fool me, I’ve seen this before
Poster for the movie Dave. A man with a suitcase arrives at the White House gates.
August 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
Simpsons screenshot. A teacher’s note home reads “Lisa refuses to play dodge ball because she is sad”
August 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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WTF is this headline?
“What’s the government doing about autistic children?”
August 21, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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And there you go www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Children under 15 make up 43% of the scheme’s 717,000 participants but just 13% of all payments, according to an incoming government brief delivered to Butler in May 2025 and obtained by Guardian Australia under freedom of information laws.
August 20, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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You get that that’s worse, right? www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...
He specifically honed in on photos of starving children published in the international media, which he said were actually suffering other diseases and conditions.
August 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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There are only bad actors www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
A key recommendation was that the federal government should conduct a sweeping review of regulations to plug potential gaps that could be exploited by “bad actors” using AI.
August 6, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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That’s Bingo
Bluey and Bingo on the Logies red carpet
August 3, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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HMMM
Two headlines: "Joyce and Canavan call for new coal plants to replace renewable energy projects" and "Adani promised Australia billions from its Carmichael mine but it hasn’t paid a cent in tax. How did we get here?"
August 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM