Phantom Swami
@phantom-swami.bsky.social
Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self destruct
October 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self destruct
When you just trying to listen to the new Tyler and catch a stray...
July 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
When you just trying to listen to the new Tyler and catch a stray...
Me in 10 minutes
a man wearing headphones and a tie looks at the camera
ALT: a man wearing headphones and a tie looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
July 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Me in 10 minutes
That last 20 minutes of work where you ignore everyone and stare at the clock
July 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
That last 20 minutes of work where you ignore everyone and stare at the clock
When everyone is finally listening to an artist you've been on since the beginning.
July 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
When everyone is finally listening to an artist you've been on since the beginning.
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I love my bookmark. It’s especially funny when I use it to read super serious books.
Hat tip to @tylerjameshill.com for letting me know such a bookmark (and socks!) exist.
Hat tip to @tylerjameshill.com for letting me know such a bookmark (and socks!) exist.
July 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I love my bookmark. It’s especially funny when I use it to read super serious books.
Hat tip to @tylerjameshill.com for letting me know such a bookmark (and socks!) exist.
Hat tip to @tylerjameshill.com for letting me know such a bookmark (and socks!) exist.
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'Hello human, nice to meet you'
July 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
'Hello human, nice to meet you'
I hate when people say they can't do things like go to the movies or eat by themselves. Those are usually the best days! I remember going to Disneyland alone all the time! Single rider lines and doing everything YOU want to do. It's liberating
July 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I hate when people say they can't do things like go to the movies or eat by themselves. Those are usually the best days! I remember going to Disneyland alone all the time! Single rider lines and doing everything YOU want to do. It's liberating
I wasn't born to work, I was born to chill and grow weed and have multiple pets in a cabin in the woods...yet here I am clocking in Monday - Friday
June 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I wasn't born to work, I was born to chill and grow weed and have multiple pets in a cabin in the woods...yet here I am clocking in Monday - Friday
That urge to sing "piru love" at all times
June 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
That urge to sing "piru love" at all times
I try to be more upbeat and more social but the world just makes me not want to be
June 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I try to be more upbeat and more social but the world just makes me not want to be
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Everyone Should Love the Autopia... Or Else...
(And the Tomorrowland Speedway but only kinda with that one...)
youtu.be/BOG_NB4BJPQ
(And the Tomorrowland Speedway but only kinda with that one...)
youtu.be/BOG_NB4BJPQ
Everyone Should Love the Autopia... Or Else...
YouTube video by Offhand Disney
youtu.be
June 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Everyone Should Love the Autopia... Or Else...
(And the Tomorrowland Speedway but only kinda with that one...)
youtu.be/BOG_NB4BJPQ
(And the Tomorrowland Speedway but only kinda with that one...)
youtu.be/BOG_NB4BJPQ
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You have no idea what you’ve just done
June 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
You have no idea what you’ve just done
If seeing these doesn't remind you of a certain movie I dunno if we can be friends
June 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If seeing these doesn't remind you of a certain movie I dunno if we can be friends
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The most aggravating thing in all this (to me) is the sheer number of you, who believe Black people got high-paying jobs on account of their skin color and not their qualifications. That standards were lowered for us, when the truth is the bars are 10 times higher for us.
February 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The most aggravating thing in all this (to me) is the sheer number of you, who believe Black people got high-paying jobs on account of their skin color and not their qualifications. That standards were lowered for us, when the truth is the bars are 10 times higher for us.
@offhanddisney.bsky.social glad you got in line before they closed the gate, just saw you in line 😂
February 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
@offhanddisney.bsky.social glad you got in line before they closed the gate, just saw you in line 😂
@offhanddisney.bsky.social we finally get to ride regular Mansion after over a year of no regular Mansion and the projections are off for the bride and the singing bust in the graveyard 😫
February 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
@offhanddisney.bsky.social we finally get to ride regular Mansion after over a year of no regular Mansion and the projections are off for the bride and the singing bust in the graveyard 😫
