I feel so special that you thought of me.

I feel the same way when writing captions.

I adore that idea and have toyed with it myself! Same with the notion of another stick of gum adding to the size and pressure.
Really love this!

The kinky curse all of us weirdos face, wanting to be taunted and teased for being such.

Not big enough though.

Thank you! I just stopped using it; think it was because when I started messing with doing the inflation stuff, I just didn't put it on and thus jsut kept with my natural hair instead.
Also, aside from having a lot of hair, I have a big head and thus wigs are very uncomfortable.