anyway I have found the true link between Ast*rion B*ldursgate3 and S*brina C*rpenter and it's "if anyone forces me to see that milquetoast pasty motherfucker again I'm blowing up a building"

bring Wacken over here, WE got the energy these cold-blooded Euro mfers can't even dream of and that's just facts babyyyyy!!! 🔥

WAIT. I'M A FOOL. WOLJIF. WOLJIF IS THE KEY.

Kiki like "Do what I want or my Weaponised Twink gets a position of authority <3". and everyone in Mendev & surrounding areas is scrambling to not let that happen

likeliest case is she establishes an alliance with Lucilla (PFKM protag) and/or hands the reins of Drezen over to Daeran. which is! not a good idea by any metric & would probably last for a grand total of 1-2 years. then again it is a magnificent bargaining chip...

tl;dr seeing friends/people I follow get lovely art of their characters and having to beat myself upside the head with the reminder that to them 70 USD might be a manageable & acceptable Treat Price and to me it's, like. 85.000 pesos

me: I will not get a commission of Crescentia / Cresbellah because I am a poor bitch from a 3rd world country with a paper-thin economy constantly on the verge of a thousand distinct collapses

The Horrors: okay but, hear me out, what if :3

what do you MEAN my 500k Cresbellah fic doesn't exist outside of my brain. I'm calling bullshit

aka me trying to keep myself sane by turning my thought machinations to my Awful Woman. what else is new.

Crescentia going anywhere like "this is my emotional support Magos & my emotional support Cold Trader & my emotional support Navigator & my emotional support Interrogator of the Ordo Xenos & my emotional support Adepta Sororitas & my emotional support Adeptus Astartes and—"

gonna talk to the Erebis family so I can find Naaki Erebis. yeah might as well bring a fucking Adeptus Astartes with me. why not.

Iconoclastcentia THRIVING off of the way people love & admire her for [checks notes] doing the bare minimum?, thinks she's untouchable and honestly—given the situation she's maneuvered herself into being in—she might as well be. queen shit