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Spicy Dan
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The fact that he later used his mother’s abuse to get sympathy from the Ghormans who were tapping his phone… is Syril actually nailing it??
May 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The best gas-huffing scene since IASIP.
April 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Also good tactical advice: get very drunk at weddings.
April 25, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I’m investing in telephone poles.
April 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Congrats on the top surgery!!
April 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The swole hole. 👍
April 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I remember a lot of BG3 stories in the months after it came out. Explosive barrels, crate stacks, etc. And the fact that the game handled and had reactivity to some of this insanity remains impressive.
March 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I don’t like it when He has sex. A God should not debase Himself to rutting in the flesh.
March 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
What JD had to hide from.
March 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I texted like five cooks in town to make sure they saw this. They all already knew and had plans.
January 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
New bean dad just dropped.
January 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Travis: This screen is so small…
January 16, 2025 at 8:33 AM
How often do you deal with gravel?
January 12, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Whatever McNuggets are made from, it definitely comes from a dark hole in the ground that has never seen the light of heaven.
July 13, 2024 at 10:08 PM
I only know about the Appalachian mountains because of the Bigfeets podcast.
June 7, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Cthulhu can’t even slumber in dread R’lyeh anymore, because it woke.
June 1, 2024 at 12:46 AM
This is the shit that got Disco Elysium banned in Australia. 👍
May 9, 2024 at 3:18 AM
If you want to be generous and say, “The goal is just to get attention.” The result is the same. The best way to get attention is to present a threat. Part of my brain is always looking for a killer puma, and that part is unfortunately attached to the part that knows my credit card number.
May 6, 2024 at 1:09 AM
But capitalism has treated me so well!!!!
April 7, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Do people at Gawker know that their websites just don’t work on phones? Like at all? 40% of the screen is ads, the page is constantly reloading, there is another ad after every paragraph… I used to read their content. I literally can’t anymore.
March 21, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I once turned on a TV at a party so we could have MXC on in the background. I stumbled across Terminator 2, and the party turned into 25 people watching T2 in silence.
March 20, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Millions of Americans sit down at their dinner table each night to enjoy a meal and discuss Dennis Detwiller.
March 3, 2024 at 12:06 AM
It is.
February 1, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Public transportation must be free and available for everyone.
And if you speak or play music out loud on the bus you should go to jail for six years.
February 1, 2024 at 1:02 AM
I understand why people turn to libertarianism. 7th grade is hard on everyone.
January 27, 2024 at 11:33 PM