Phallocrat
@phallocrat.bsky.social
Penisification - "Process by which a male becomes so highly aroused as to be unable to distinguish himself as a person from his genitals."
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Twitter refugee
Joined bSky 2024-12-08
Now on Mastodon -
https://MastoBate.Social/@Phallocracy
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Twitter refugee
Joined bSky 2024-12-08
Now on Mastodon -
https://MastoBate.Social/@Phallocracy
Starting November, let's synchronize watches and encourage each other to spend more time with dick, 5x a day.
We're alone, but not lonely.
We can't let NoFap win !
Day shift
6am
9am
11:59am
3pm
6pm
Night shift
6pm
9pm
11:59pm
3am
6am
(That's not a picture of me; it's an obligatory visual aid)
We're alone, but not lonely.
We can't let NoFap win !
Day shift
6am
9am
11:59am
3pm
6pm
Night shift
6pm
9pm
11:59pm
3am
6am
(That's not a picture of me; it's an obligatory visual aid)
October 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Starting November, let's synchronize watches and encourage each other to spend more time with dick, 5x a day.
We're alone, but not lonely.
We can't let NoFap win !
Day shift
6am
9am
11:59am
3pm
6pm
Night shift
6pm
9pm
11:59pm
3am
6am
(That's not a picture of me; it's an obligatory visual aid)
We're alone, but not lonely.
We can't let NoFap win !
Day shift
6am
9am
11:59am
3pm
6pm
Night shift
6pm
9pm
11:59pm
3am
6am
(That's not a picture of me; it's an obligatory visual aid)
I don't know who needs to know this but, you can turn off repeat notifications in Android.
It's been 5 - years - that I've had this damn phone and only today found this setting.
Don't suffer inanimate objects being programmed with "abandonment issues" to keep you fiddling with it.
Turn it off.
It's been 5 - years - that I've had this damn phone and only today found this setting.
Don't suffer inanimate objects being programmed with "abandonment issues" to keep you fiddling with it.
Turn it off.
October 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I don't know who needs to know this but, you can turn off repeat notifications in Android.
It's been 5 - years - that I've had this damn phone and only today found this setting.
Don't suffer inanimate objects being programmed with "abandonment issues" to keep you fiddling with it.
Turn it off.
It's been 5 - years - that I've had this damn phone and only today found this setting.
Don't suffer inanimate objects being programmed with "abandonment issues" to keep you fiddling with it.
Turn it off.
Sounds like a great opportunity !
Work so that what remains, is penisified.
Work so that what remains, is penisified.
September 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Sounds like a great opportunity !
Work so that what remains, is penisified.
Work so that what remains, is penisified.
I tried making a copy of "computers are for porn" in MS Paint on my laptop, but have no idea how to turn it into a screen filter to see if it works.
I've got a blue-block filter that turns on at sunset, so I know filters "are a thing", I just don't have a clue how to do it.
I've got a blue-block filter that turns on at sunset, so I know filters "are a thing", I just don't have a clue how to do it.
September 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I tried making a copy of "computers are for porn" in MS Paint on my laptop, but have no idea how to turn it into a screen filter to see if it works.
I've got a blue-block filter that turns on at sunset, so I know filters "are a thing", I just don't have a clue how to do it.
I've got a blue-block filter that turns on at sunset, so I know filters "are a thing", I just don't have a clue how to do it.
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The theocracy that lead a 1,000 year Dark Ages? The theocracy that created the terrorist organization named Catholic Inquisition, Cruades, enslaved native Americans?
You aren't helping, you're in holocaust denial for 2 billion people dead over two millennia and counting.
Fuck the confederacy 🖕
The theocracy that lead a 1,000 year Dark Ages? The theocracy that created the terrorist organization named Catholic Inquisition, Cruades, enslaved native Americans?
You aren't helping, you're in holocaust denial for 2 billion people dead over two millennia and counting.
Fuck the confederacy 🖕
July 6, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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The theocracy that lead a 1,000 year Dark Ages? The theocracy that created the terrorist organization named Catholic Inquisition, Cruades, enslaved native Americans?
You aren't helping, you're in holocaust denial for 2 billion people dead over two millennia and counting.
Fuck the confederacy 🖕
The theocracy that lead a 1,000 year Dark Ages? The theocracy that created the terrorist organization named Catholic Inquisition, Cruades, enslaved native Americans?
You aren't helping, you're in holocaust denial for 2 billion people dead over two millennia and counting.
Fuck the confederacy 🖕
Why help a fascist who is apathetic or supportive of people like us dying?
It's an easy test; put up a "Fuck homophobia" and "fuck the confederacy" meme, and watch your follower count plummet.
It's an easy test; put up a "Fuck homophobia" and "fuck the confederacy" meme, and watch your follower count plummet.
June 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Why help a fascist who is apathetic or supportive of people like us dying?
It's an easy test; put up a "Fuck homophobia" and "fuck the confederacy" meme, and watch your follower count plummet.
It's an easy test; put up a "Fuck homophobia" and "fuck the confederacy" meme, and watch your follower count plummet.
Ever played "soggy waffle", if only by yourself?
Ever eaten one?
There's entire cookbooks * for adding more jizz to your diet.
One for foods and they made a companion book for mixed drinks.
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* No, I don't work for them, I'm just happy finding excuses to jerk off alone and with friends.
Ever eaten one?
There's entire cookbooks * for adding more jizz to your diet.
One for foods and they made a companion book for mixed drinks.
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* No, I don't work for them, I'm just happy finding excuses to jerk off alone and with friends.
April 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Ever played "soggy waffle", if only by yourself?
Ever eaten one?
There's entire cookbooks * for adding more jizz to your diet.
One for foods and they made a companion book for mixed drinks.
-
* No, I don't work for them, I'm just happy finding excuses to jerk off alone and with friends.
Ever eaten one?
There's entire cookbooks * for adding more jizz to your diet.
One for foods and they made a companion book for mixed drinks.
-
* No, I don't work for them, I'm just happy finding excuses to jerk off alone and with friends.
Reply with suggestions for encouraging it in yourself and others.
Extra points for encouraging your literal next door neighbors.
Extra points if your next door neighbors encouraged - their - neighbors.
Extra points if your whole block is compulsively fapping because of you.
Extra points for encouraging your literal next door neighbors.
Extra points if your next door neighbors encouraged - their - neighbors.
Extra points if your whole block is compulsively fapping because of you.
December 13, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Reply with suggestions for encouraging it in yourself and others.
Extra points for encouraging your literal next door neighbors.
Extra points if your next door neighbors encouraged - their - neighbors.
Extra points if your whole block is compulsively fapping because of you.
Extra points for encouraging your literal next door neighbors.
Extra points if your next door neighbors encouraged - their - neighbors.
Extra points if your whole block is compulsively fapping because of you.
