Y’all mind if I lib out a little?
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Y’all mind if I lib out a little?
I tried an apple fritter for the first time in my life at 35 today…have they always hit that HARD?!😩
November 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I tried an apple fritter for the first time in my life at 35 today…have they always hit that HARD?!😩
Look at this fricken bat tattoo I just got. I love Halloween
October 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Look at this fricken bat tattoo I just got. I love Halloween
I love that this is what we receive in exchange for letting the oceans boil
September 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I love that this is what we receive in exchange for letting the oceans boil
Apparently an anonymous coworker was offended by my comments on recent events and now I have a meeting with hr 🫥
September 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Apparently an anonymous coworker was offended by my comments on recent events and now I have a meeting with hr 🫥
I love how the Coachella line up for 2026 was how I found out Young Thug was out of jail
September 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I love how the Coachella line up for 2026 was how I found out Young Thug was out of jail
Just realized I’m flying on 9/11. I almost forgot!
September 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Just realized I’m flying on 9/11. I almost forgot!
Really needed to clean my glasses at the bear bar but we are all wearing mesh tops ☹️
July 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Really needed to clean my glasses at the bear bar but we are all wearing mesh tops ☹️
My bf surprised me with a Switch 2 😩. I haven’t played games in years I’m so excited
July 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My bf surprised me with a Switch 2 😩. I haven’t played games in years I’m so excited
I never engage with people on flights, but this older chatty couple I sat next to out of Boston treated me like their son for 6hrs and bought me 3 vodka sodas + dinner on the flight lol. They refused my bashful no thank yous and it was really sweet
July 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I never engage with people on flights, but this older chatty couple I sat next to out of Boston treated me like their son for 6hrs and bought me 3 vodka sodas + dinner on the flight lol. They refused my bashful no thank yous and it was really sweet
I’m going to see Joslyn Fox perform tonight 😇
June 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I’m going to see Joslyn Fox perform tonight 😇
Just did a cold brew and dab combo like I don’t suffer from an anxiety disorder
June 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Just did a cold brew and dab combo like I don’t suffer from an anxiety disorder
☝️🤓 ”I asked AI and…” - man, if you don’t shut the fuck up
June 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
☝️🤓 ”I asked AI and…” - man, if you don’t shut the fuck up
Kerri and Bosco have had me sliding up and down that damn Kinsey scale I’ll tell you that
June 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Kerri and Bosco have had me sliding up and down that damn Kinsey scale I’ll tell you that
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My favorite John Redcorn scene. RIP
June 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My favorite John Redcorn scene. RIP
I HATE that AI took the ✨ emoji and made it evil.
May 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I HATE that AI took the ✨ emoji and made it evil.
Rewatching season 4 for Jiggly 😢
April 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Rewatching season 4 for Jiggly 😢
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April 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I only call my haters ugly. Everyone else is just a victim to toxic societal ideals and perceptions surrounding beauty.
April 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I only call my haters ugly. Everyone else is just a victim to toxic societal ideals and perceptions surrounding beauty.
Flying to San Jose tomorrow for a meeting and then flying back home 6 hours later…
March 24, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Flying to San Jose tomorrow for a meeting and then flying back home 6 hours later…
Girl at the bar read my horoscope, said “oh, you poor thing.” Then disappeared…
March 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Girl at the bar read my horoscope, said “oh, you poor thing.” Then disappeared…
Born too late to own a home, but just in time to finance my chicken vindaloo
Doordash and Klarna have signed a deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries in installments.
March 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Born too late to own a home, but just in time to finance my chicken vindaloo
Love that she a whipping a Forester. Sensible diva!
March 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Love that she a whipping a Forester. Sensible diva!
Going to witness Very Delta live tonight ☺️
February 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Going to witness Very Delta live tonight ☺️
🚬s that take airplane bathroom thirst traps…What are you setting your clothes down on in there?🤨🤢
February 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
🚬s that take airplane bathroom thirst traps…What are you setting your clothes down on in there?🤨🤢