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Therapist: The most compact keypad in a square isn't real. It can't hurt you.
The most compact keypad in a square:
A keypad with thirteen one by one keys and two two by one keys arranged in the most compact square possible. Seven of the keys must be arranged at various awkward angles, and there are annoying gaps everywhere.
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
ph00tbag.bsky.social
This stuff?
A pictographic Dongba story board written in Naxi, a language spoken in and around Yunnan, China.
October 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Yui Hirasawa, from the anime K-ON, stands in the Baltimore Inner Harbor. She is wearing a Ravens cap and an Orioles hoodie. She is holding a tub of Old Bay seasoning in her right hand and a can of National Bohemian Beer in her left. She is surrounded by a Ledo Pizza logo, a Chesapeake Blue Crab, and the ugliest state flag you have ever seen. The header text, in white Impact font, reads, "MARYLAND MENTIONED."
October 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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An option for your Alma Mater, courtesy of mine:
Silent Sam, a bronze statue of a Confederate soldier, lies on the ground next to its plinth, after it was removed by protesters at UNC Chapel Hill.
September 22, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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No results found for Hortman from:barackobama.bsky.social
September 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Yeah, Wikipedia, I figured that out. Can you explain why?
Wikipedia article for the Ten Attendants, with the phrase, "Although they are often referred to as a group of 10, there were actually 12 of them" highlighted.
July 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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The correct answer:
Hannibal Buress in a loose dinner suit sits before a sequined curtain, angrily addressing an audience. A subtitle reads, "Why are you booing me? I'm right!"
July 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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This u?
Pablo Escobar, as played by Wagner Moura in Narcos, waits in a bench swing, at a kitchen table, and on his driveway, with a mournful expression on his face.
June 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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1: Donald Trump turns his ear towards reporters telling him Ruth Bader Ginsburg has died. 2: Trump: I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time.
June 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Being terminally online on Jun 5th, 2025.
Elmo in the Flames gif.
June 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Relatable, tbh.
An elf stares respectfully, blushing with a stupid smile.
May 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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The audience from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Squirrel Jokes," just before a heckler shouts, "Oh brother, this guy STINKS!"
April 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR) (Maybe we should include Christmas Movies in Hard Mode)
Ruby Rhod slides into view shouting, "Korbeeen Dallaaaaaas!"
April 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Send them both to jail for even having this box.
Card storage box for the cruelest color combination in card games.
April 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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This is what they took from us.
An upside-down blue Casio MS-80VER model calculator displaying the number, 5,318,008. Because of the ambiguity of the seven-segment display, the inverted number appears to spell, "BOOBIES".
March 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Maryland Mentioned
February 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Evergreen in the modern era.
Bespectacled neckbearded dismayed wojak bearing a FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD.
February 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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There's a reason for it.
'I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning" The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario') 1/14'
February 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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This does make me think of a particular waveform, however, that is immediately recognizable for people who work in edm as the famous Amen Break, because we see it all the time as an image in our samplers.
Waveform of the drum solo from Amen Brother, by the Winston's, also known as the Amen Break.
February 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Finally...
Third Impact, as depicted in Neon Genesis Evangelion. Lilith, an enormous, white, winged humanoid, emerges from the Earth and spreads her wings.
February 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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I will go out of my way for the top tier.
An awful chain restaurant tier list. Trust me you don't want the details.
February 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Not accidental. Tricked. He was tricked into doing it against his will, and then misrepresented!
TheCyberSmith, replying to SAMOYEDCORE, on Twitter; "Oh no, we aren't doing this again. The last time you tricked me into doing phrenology, you took it out of context so that I would appear bigoted."
February 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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He probably resolves the conflict with this image.
Captain America, backlit with red light, saying, "Hail Hydra."
January 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Rope play
An adult guides their child through a ropes course.
December 27, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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Tuvix was a better character.
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech A man who looks to be in his thirties or forties, wearing a blue flannel shirt and an unzipped brown flight jacket stands among well-dressed elder townsfolk at a town hall meeting. He has the town hall pamphlet folded in his breast pocket while the townsfolk hold theirs in their hands. His face is determined, while the townsfolk are variously bemused. Rockwell was inspired to make the painting by a man who advocated against the construction of a broadly popular schoolhouse in his hometown.
December 12, 2024 at 7:54 PM