Paul Guyot
@pguyot.bsky.social
I write stuff actors say.
The Ezra Pound of making old fashioneds.
Kill the Dog on sale wherever books are sold
Gal 1:10
The Ezra Pound of making old fashioneds.
Kill the Dog on sale wherever books are sold
Gal 1:10
Life actually is the same except for my shoes.
I gotta stop wearing Crocs.
I gotta stop wearing Crocs.
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Life actually is the same except for my shoes.
I gotta stop wearing Crocs.
I gotta stop wearing Crocs.
I wonder if Jimmy Fallon has fake laughed so often that he no longer knows how to laugh for real?
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I wonder if Jimmy Fallon has fake laughed so often that he no longer knows how to laugh for real?
Barney Miller and WKRP in Cincinnati are two of the most underrated shows in television history.
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Barney Miller and WKRP in Cincinnati are two of the most underrated shows in television history.
How many album covers from the 1980s would now be marketed as “A.I. generated”??? 🙄
November 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
How many album covers from the 1980s would now be marketed as “A.I. generated”??? 🙄
I just put my symptoms into chatGPT, and it said I either have a common cold or I’m a Peruvian alpaca with Crohn’s disease.
October 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I just put my symptoms into chatGPT, and it said I either have a common cold or I’m a Peruvian alpaca with Crohn’s disease.
In 2018, an FBI agent speaking to a writers room I was in, said “The legalization of sports betting is going to give organized crime more power and influence than it’s had in 50 years.”
October 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
In 2018, an FBI agent speaking to a writers room I was in, said “The legalization of sports betting is going to give organized crime more power and influence than it’s had in 50 years.”
Remember AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH? Al Gore’s 2006 film that everyone mocked?
Go watch it again - literally everything he predicted would happen in the next 20yrs has happened.
We are doomed.
Go watch it again - literally everything he predicted would happen in the next 20yrs has happened.
We are doomed.
October 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Remember AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH? Al Gore’s 2006 film that everyone mocked?
Go watch it again - literally everything he predicted would happen in the next 20yrs has happened.
We are doomed.
Go watch it again - literally everything he predicted would happen in the next 20yrs has happened.
We are doomed.
Dodgers Blue Jays World Series is going to be great. 🙏🙏
October 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Dodgers Blue Jays World Series is going to be great. 🙏🙏
Just a reminder - there is NO such thing as an “AI actress.”
AI is not and never will be anything close to human despite all the marketing and hype.
AI is not and never will be anything close to human despite all the marketing and hype.
September 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Just a reminder - there is NO such thing as an “AI actress.”
AI is not and never will be anything close to human despite all the marketing and hype.
AI is not and never will be anything close to human despite all the marketing and hype.
The Dodgers’s bullpen yields more runs than an incontinent octogenarian.
September 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The Dodgers’s bullpen yields more runs than an incontinent octogenarian.
Why are MLB players suddenly wearing more jewelry than Coco Chanel?
September 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Why are MLB players suddenly wearing more jewelry than Coco Chanel?
One of you should start a podcast.
July 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
One of you should start a podcast.
The movie CLUELESS was released 30 years ago this week.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
July 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The movie CLUELESS was released 30 years ago this week.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
I can finally share this publicly…
I am the player to be named later.
I am the player to be named later.
July 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I can finally share this publicly…
I am the player to be named later.
I am the player to be named later.
How ironic is it that we have a national holiday to celebrate our independence from an autocracy while we are living in an autocracy.
July 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
How ironic is it that we have a national holiday to celebrate our independence from an autocracy while we are living in an autocracy.
I could never watch the Battlestar Galactica episode of PORTLANDIA too much. ❤️
June 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I could never watch the Battlestar Galactica episode of PORTLANDIA too much. ❤️
The only thing tougher than being a @pirates.com fan is subscribing to their embarrassing emails where they try to convince you the owner actually gives a shit.
June 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The only thing tougher than being a @pirates.com fan is subscribing to their embarrassing emails where they try to convince you the owner actually gives a shit.
First was the flatbill trend; convincing millions of men they were cool if they looked like Gomer Pyle.
Then came the even more ridiculous trend of leaving the product stickers on the hat.
Now the “I’m an idiot” bar has been raised again with the inverted text trend.
Then came the even more ridiculous trend of leaving the product stickers on the hat.
Now the “I’m an idiot” bar has been raised again with the inverted text trend.
June 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
First was the flatbill trend; convincing millions of men they were cool if they looked like Gomer Pyle.
Then came the even more ridiculous trend of leaving the product stickers on the hat.
Now the “I’m an idiot” bar has been raised again with the inverted text trend.
Then came the even more ridiculous trend of leaving the product stickers on the hat.
Now the “I’m an idiot” bar has been raised again with the inverted text trend.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy Ramen and that is pretty much the same thing.
June 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy Ramen and that is pretty much the same thing.
Jacob M. Appel is a brilliant writer. Check him out.
June 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Jacob M. Appel is a brilliant writer. Check him out.
I rarely scream, but when I do, it’s usually for no reason at all.
June 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I rarely scream, but when I do, it’s usually for no reason at all.
Who knew that Infinite Jest would end up being a work of non-fiction….
May 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Who knew that Infinite Jest would end up being a work of non-fiction….
How can you tell if someone needs encouragement?
If they’re breathing.
If they’re breathing.
April 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
How can you tell if someone needs encouragement?
If they’re breathing.
If they’re breathing.