Peter Girguis
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Peter Girguis
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🌊 Marine scientist and co-founder of the Girguis Flying Circus™️. Aspiring blacksmith, father of sea monsters, and occasional yapper.

“How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it is quite clearly Ocean”. -Arthur C. Clarke
The household report

I few days ago I found a video made by my teenage boys, which showed Woody (of Toy Story fame) being brutally murdered on their bedroom floor.

Apparently they got hold of my phone and left me a new video, which is equally freaky.

Poor Woody. Poor Woody.
November 27, 2024 at 4:06 AM
My kids are, once again, f—-ing with me.

They somehow figured out my phone password and they’re leaving movies in my “files” folder.

Some friggin’ Blair witch stuff going on in my house…

#parenthood #disneygonebad #kids
November 24, 2024 at 3:59 AM