He's clearly upset that Pete is teasing him with the pubes and not letting him see the whole thing, but too shy to say it that way.

It's a holiday about stuffing yourself, or some bird, or getting stuffed when someone else is making sure that happens to you. It's best at the end when you put the wet stuff all over everything. How much gayer of a holiday can you get?

Does he have an account on here?

I'm real, just started my account and switching over