for real though, happy taurus season! rules by Venus, sumptuous and intractable, I hope you find a wild and grateful luxury this spring

happy aries season you hotheaded freaks

one thing about walton goggins :
he is always serving cunt

pussy so good it’s increased his capacity for self love and ability to tap into the divine masculine

absolutely delighted by this amazing subtitle mis-transcription, courtesy of shudder’s folk horror documentary

(it’s supposed to say “malleus maleficarum”)

it’s everything

these are all just voice memos in which I recap office ladies 6.0 which is in some ways is a recap of the office ladies podcast which is a recap podcast of the show the office which is a reboot of the show the office which has spawned countless other shows called the office

to me, this is an altar

I mean, you can try…

me while the heating in my apartment is out

do y’all like dogs

this feels like a good level-set