no, the alligator

You told a joke with a certain premise? Why didn’t you tell a DIFFERENT joke with a DIFFERENT premise????

these mfs have their saturation turned all the way up 🪶

this actually whips?

for a minute I was trying to figure out what SA subforum that was

They made their bed; let them lie in it

oh the puck is a flat cylinder of rubber, not really a “who” at all. the other guys are hockey players

initially thought this was djt but it’s too coherent and “it’s like” is absolutely not a construct he would use in that context

when I look at the picture I certainly fear something

the fact that several different image generation systems that were trained with human feedback have converged on a similar aesthetic suggests that it might be what people want on some level. call it the Kinkade Attractor

back when I worked at A Hyperscaler the full map of data centers and machine count were very proprietary information

Aurorae usually look better through a digital camera than in the naked eye. Even just, like, holding your phone up to the sky will often make it pop out more. I think it’s a quirk of where they line up wavelength-wise and the human vision system vs. camera sensors

Importance: High

the penny sucks; the nickel should probably also go (source: have literally ever worked retail). axing it without a law saying “you have to round to the nearest 5¢” is dumb as hell

🎶 we didn’t start the fire