Childless Cat Lady
@pf-1.bsky.social
I like cats, musicals, Latin, and various nerdy things.
Harry Freaking Potter finally got his Tony Award.
June 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Harry Freaking Potter finally got his Tony Award.
The Jellicle cats are a doomsday cult selecting a sacrifice at a cult gathering they call the Jellicle Ball. That is the plot of #Cats, to the extent it has a plot.
May 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The Jellicle cats are a doomsday cult selecting a sacrifice at a cult gathering they call the Jellicle Ball. That is the plot of #Cats, to the extent it has a plot.
No one will ever convince me that #GossipGirl is not the prequel to #You.
April 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
No one will ever convince me that #GossipGirl is not the prequel to #You.
When the itsy-bitsy spider goes up a waterspout, are they talking about the tornado thing? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watersp...
Is it a sharknado situation, but with an itsy-bitsy spider instead of sharks?
Is it a sharknado situation, but with an itsy-bitsy spider instead of sharks?
Waterspout - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
April 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
When the itsy-bitsy spider goes up a waterspout, are they talking about the tornado thing? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watersp...
Is it a sharknado situation, but with an itsy-bitsy spider instead of sharks?
Is it a sharknado situation, but with an itsy-bitsy spider instead of sharks?
A lot of this could have been avoided if that douchy newlywed in Season 1 had just left a bad online review. #TheWhiteLotus
April 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A lot of this could have been avoided if that douchy newlywed in Season 1 had just left a bad online review. #TheWhiteLotus
I feel like there would be some serious tort liability issues in the U.S. if you had poisonous fruit all over your resort. #TheWhiteLotus
April 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I feel like there would be some serious tort liability issues in the U.S. if you had poisonous fruit all over your resort. #TheWhiteLotus
Belinda is the only character whose name I have learned in 3 seasons of #TheWhiteLotus.
April 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Belinda is the only character whose name I have learned in 3 seasons of #TheWhiteLotus.
If anyone messes with my Belinda, they have to answer to me. #TheWhiteLotus
April 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If anyone messes with my Belinda, they have to answer to me. #TheWhiteLotus
I am about 20 minutes into #Moana2, and I think the plot of this movie is that Moana is now an emperor who claims that the gods and spirits are telling her to go on a journey of conquest to create an ethnostate.
March 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I am about 20 minutes into #Moana2, and I think the plot of this movie is that Moana is now an emperor who claims that the gods and spirits are telling her to go on a journey of conquest to create an ethnostate.
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PRO TIP: FILL THE PIÑATA WITH KETCHUP AND YOU NEVER HAVE TO HOST A CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AGAIN.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
February 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
PRO TIP: FILL THE PIÑATA WITH KETCHUP AND YOU NEVER HAVE TO HOST A CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AGAIN.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
I planted a bunch of seeds in indoor pots today.
Labels:
• Black beans
• Jalapeños
• ???
• Tomatillos
• Spinach
I feel like "???" is how you get Little Shop of Horrors.
Labels:
• Black beans
• Jalapeños
• ???
• Tomatillos
• Spinach
I feel like "???" is how you get Little Shop of Horrors.
February 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I planted a bunch of seeds in indoor pots today.
Labels:
• Black beans
• Jalapeños
• ???
• Tomatillos
• Spinach
I feel like "???" is how you get Little Shop of Horrors.
Labels:
• Black beans
• Jalapeños
• ???
• Tomatillos
• Spinach
I feel like "???" is how you get Little Shop of Horrors.
Do they expect us to believe that multiple civilizations independently invented boats? And there were zero aliens involved?
February 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Do they expect us to believe that multiple civilizations independently invented boats? And there were zero aliens involved?
AI gets it wrong, as usual. Google's AI apparently thinks that dying from baking accidents is rare. They need to work on the technology if they want it to be useful.
February 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
AI gets it wrong, as usual. Google's AI apparently thinks that dying from baking accidents is rare. They need to work on the technology if they want it to be useful.
Cool, he is just going to attack theaters instead of fulfilling his promise to "end inflation" or whatever.
February 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Cool, he is just going to attack theaters instead of fulfilling his promise to "end inflation" or whatever.
Today I learned that Netflix now allows you to change the playback speed. I am not sure when this started, but this is the best news I have heard in a long time.
February 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Today I learned that Netflix now allows you to change the playback speed. I am not sure when this started, but this is the best news I have heard in a long time.
About half of the plot of #GroundhogDay is that Bill Murray is sexually harassing his boss. Was this normal in 1993?
February 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
About half of the plot of #GroundhogDay is that Bill Murray is sexually harassing his boss. Was this normal in 1993?
Does he want something?
January 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Does he want something?
You have been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
I am getting rescued to the tune of "Pump Up the Jam."
I am getting rescued to the tune of "Pump Up the Jam."
January 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
You have been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
I am getting rescued to the tune of "Pump Up the Jam."
I am getting rescued to the tune of "Pump Up the Jam."
When Quirrell curses Harry Potter's broom to try to throw him off, why is there never an investigation?
Someone tried to kill a student in front of hundreds of eyewitnesses, and apparently no one tries to get to the bottom of it?
Someone tried to kill a student in front of hundreds of eyewitnesses, and apparently no one tries to get to the bottom of it?
December 30, 2024 at 6:58 AM
When Quirrell curses Harry Potter's broom to try to throw him off, why is there never an investigation?
Someone tried to kill a student in front of hundreds of eyewitnesses, and apparently no one tries to get to the bottom of it?
Someone tried to kill a student in front of hundreds of eyewitnesses, and apparently no one tries to get to the bottom of it?
When they put their two heads together, they have one full brain. 0.9 brains for Dobby and 0.1 for Harry.
December 26, 2024 at 5:25 AM
When they put their two heads together, they have one full brain. 0.9 brains for Dobby and 0.1 for Harry.
Since when do cougars count as "big cats"?
Twenty big cats, including a half-Bengal tiger and four cougars, died at a sanctuary in Washington State after becoming infected with bird flu, according to the facility’s director. “We’ve never had anything like it.”
20 Big Cats Die From Bird Flu at a Washington Sanctuary
More than half of the cats at the sanctuary in Shelton, Wash., died of the virus over the past several weeks.
www.nytimes.com
December 25, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Since when do cougars count as "big cats"?