Orcas are scorpios.

Let’s normalize sweet potatoes for breakfast. When you add cinnamon and butter it’s practically cinnamon toast.

The astrology lady I listen to says not to get too worked up this week. But fuck it, let’s go get worked the fuck up.

Microplastics in placentas linked to premature births, study suggests

I once heard someone who really hates Texas say they wish Mexico would just take us back…. Do you think they would? Asking for a friend.

Compost tip- according to an internet video avocado peels stink when they break down. There are approximately three weeks worth of avocado peels in my compost bag. Im a basic bitch that loves avocado toast - it’s not looking good.
I’ll let you know how it goes.

Update on my compost: it’s still just sitting in a lawn and leaf bag on my back porch. BUT my dogs haven’t tried to eat it sooo it’s going pretty good.

Shits getting real crazy out there, I’m just trying to fuck up some compost for my garden.

Am I doing it wrong? Should I be protesting something somewhere? Can I blame this on mom guilt? Are swear words allowed here?