Professional hater
peyperoni.bsky.social
Professional hater
@peyperoni.bsky.social
My mom thinks I’m funny • they
A middle aged white person telling you you should do standup is some of the highest praise one can receive
March 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
eating a rotisserie chicken with my hands to feel something
February 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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the theme for this year's ads, more than ever, more than usual, is "the worst, cheapest, most disturbing cgi you've ever goddamn seen"
February 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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being a hater is so back thank god
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I don’t want to see any more AI commercials actually thanks
February 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I love to post and delete
February 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I love unions
February 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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In 6 yrs we will see movies about how being ICE agents made the ICE agents so sad.
January 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Pink lady is a beautiful name for an apple
January 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
January 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Watching house hunters in a hotel room like god intended
January 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
November 16, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Survived the week but at what cost
November 15, 2024 at 10:08 PM
does anyone have any interest in having a crush on me
November 15, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Santa DC
November 15, 2024 at 8:23 PM
I’m skeeting like crazy today
November 15, 2024 at 7:46 PM
if your headshot is part of your email signature i don’t trust you
November 15, 2024 at 7:39 PM
20 likes and ill post ass
November 15, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Using this app to track my descent into madness
November 15, 2024 at 7:22 PM
I’m more insane now
November 15, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Remembering when I went insane and left every community I was in only to post my way through my sadness on this website
November 15, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Have cried at work every day this week :) perfect score
November 15, 2024 at 5:56 PM
November 15, 2024 at 2:21 PM
I used to get emotional about the fact that parallel lines will never touch
November 14, 2024 at 8:13 PM