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Peyj!
@peyjturner.bsky.social
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He/They | 🇵🇭 🇺🇲 | 🖌️📚🖼️🕹️🏋️‍♀️
Librarian by trade, artist by hobby.
Millennial, Mentally Ill and Mighty Tired.
🚫NO NFTs OR AI🚫
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Glad I'm not the only one who thought this, but I wanted to keep the meter intact too.
Image: the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo, but the words are replaced with "Senile Pedo Adolf Hitler."
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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*taps sign*
Image: a cropped screenshot of the Wikipedia page for the topic "Imperial Boomerang."
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Fun Fact: the lack of knowledge imparted on men regarding emotional intelligence is one of the ways Christian lifestyle authors prey on men, selling them religion as a way to deal with their problems, instead of, you know, therapy.

Also, they've already thought of that joke!
Image: the front cover of the Christian lifestyle book "He-Motions: Even Strong Men Struggle" by TD Jakes. The author, a bald, Black man, is front and center of the books, photographed with a stern expression on his face and his arms crossed.
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Just to be clear, I am a real person! Here are "Ten Videogames To Get To Know Me," feat. a badly photoshopped identity-hiding head.
Image: a photo of a large man doing a thumbs up next to a Jollibee statue that is obscured by twelve video games and an illustrated likeness of a man wearing a fez and a pencil behind their ear. The twelve video games are as follows, from left to right and up to down: Mega Man Legends 2 for the Playstation, Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure for the Playstation, Rollercoaster Tycoon for the PC, Breath of Fire IV and III for the Playstation, Transistor, Hades, and Bastion for the PC, Kingdom Hearts for the Playstation 2, Overwatch for PC, and The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom and Breath of the Wild for Nintendo Switch.
November 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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An hour late to #MakeATerribleComicDay2025

*sighs*

When will my art come back from the war...?
Image: a three panel comic drawn on the bottom of a dot grid journal. Panel 1: a cropped portrait of a Moomin-like creature wearing a mini fez, saying "I wanted to make a comic today, I promise...". Panel 2: the creature, cropped similarly, continues, saying "but...LIFE GOT IN THE WAY!!!". Panel 3: the creature, cropped almost entirely out of the frame, says "As it does...". At the bottom, the artist's Bluesky handle, @peyjturner.
June 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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"Ponyo loves HAAAAAAM!"
Image: the theatrical poster for the movie Ponyo (2008). It shows the titular character Ponyo, a small humanoid fish creature on top of a jellyfish, peeking out from under another jellyfish in the middle of a pristine ocean. The title text reads "Ponyo."
April 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Don't mind me, just making sure the rent stays low on this social media platform.
Image: a meme showing a picture of Brudda Iz, with the caption "The only Israel I recognize is the Late Great ISRAEL KAMAKAWIWO'OLE," stylized in different fonts.
March 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Alright nerds, I'm gonna see if I can get suggestions here for my third (third? wow, I need a new art meme) crack at the #SixFanarts meme/challenge/whatever. Anyone can recommend characters, but mutuals get first dibs obviously.
Image: the #sixfanarts art meme template, or a series of six blank boxes stacked three by two. It is blank.
March 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Being my friend is a burden lmao
Image: a chat screenshot of two messages, the first saying "Life is already hard" with a heart react, and the second saying "I can't learn about airplane furries".
March 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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I will stand in my truth.
Image: a video post on Facebook with the caption "I am so sorry for this one." The video links to "Pink Pony Bus | Littel Richard vs Chappell Roan lesserjoke mashup" and the title card is an edited image of Chappell Roan, The Magic Schoolbus, and Ms. Frizzle from said show. There is an edited comment underneath that says "Valerie would be the one knee deep in the passenger seat though." It has two laugh reacts.
February 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Posting this here because y'all get first dibs on art I make from now on! A new profile picture, the redone version of my Moomin-sona/fursona/whatever.

[ #peyjart #fursona #moomin #moominsona #digitalart]
Image: a moomin-like creature wearing a red min-fez on a red sunburst backdrop.
February 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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CYBERSIX BAYBEEEE
Image: super heroine Cyber Six, a tall black haired woman of non-specific race, wearing a wide brimmed black hat, a full spandex suit that cuts off at her forearms, and a matching cape with red lining. She is jumping off a building with her partner, Data Seven, a black jaguar.
February 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Chose a lighter read to start the year (technically my second book tho). Highly recommend this short, sweet "workplace" romance by the same author as "Sweat and Soap," Kintetsu Yamada. #peyjreads
Image: the front cover of the manga "Home Office Romance" by Kintetsu Yamada. In it, there is an illustration of a couple of Japanese adults, in their own home office spaces, split down the middle. One female, to the left, and one male, to the right, facing their respective directions.
January 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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I made a cover image for my journal that coincides with the #ChineseZodiac. Decided to try something different this year, but I couldn't have guessed how apt it would be to draw slithering snakes to start the year. #peyjart
Image: a traditional pencil on paper drawing of a medusa-like monster, shrouded in her own, black, snake-like hair.
January 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Damn, I hope to draw boobs as well as you can someday! That way, I can finally do my OC Meg justice with her armor off!
Image: Meg, a large, armored woman, holding a sword and standing with her hand on her hip.
December 22, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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Until then I shall sit here CONSUMED with LUST for the REST of the WEEK
Panel from Hark, A Vagrant! A man in a regency era outfit is sitting on a chair, supposedly consumed with lust.
December 11, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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For folks who need an easier way to follow moots from #twitter, search for this extension on Firefox/Chrome: it's called Sky Follower Bridge, and I recommend using the App Password function on Bluesky for best results!
Image: screenshot of the extension Sky Follower Bridge, an extension that helps folks find users on Bluesky from Twitter.
October 17, 2024 at 4:28 AM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #835,051!
September 17, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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Here is the haul from #SmallPressExpo! Lots of horny books, other regular books, BEEG STICKERS, and a neat pin! See the alt text for more information!
Image: a spread of books, stickers, a pin and a tote bag. From left to right: Smut Peddler Anthology: Silver by Iron Circus Comics; an Iron Circus Comics tote; Crossplay by Niki Smith; Tiffany's Griffon by Siddell and Gonzalez; A Frog in the Fall by Linnea Sterte; a pin of a shrimp like creature by Jay Eaton; several stickers by Mad Rupert; and Succulent: Trans-Inclusive Sapphic Erotic Comics.
September 15, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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I took one look at the new Penguin and immediately whispered "oh no" under my breath.
Image: a screenshot of the Penguin from the new Batman Caped Crusader animated series. She is a busty, older woman with a 1920's bobbed haircut, a hooked nose (like the original Penguin), a top hat, an umbrella, and a tuxedo.
August 9, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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Posting here just to prove that I do, in fact, make art. This was a long overdue front cover of my bullet journal that I do every year, aligning with the Chinese zodiac.

Ink and copics on watercolor paper, and the first bit of traditional art I've done in a while!
Image: a busty dragon woman, dressed in classic stage magician outfit with a top hat and wand, like Zatanna but in red. She has green skin and hair, and a large tail curling in front of her legs. Behind her is a comic where she makes a toy rabbit come out of her hat using her tail to puppet said rabbit.
August 7, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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Meg is a big, buff, half-stone half-flesh D&D OC that I never really got to play. I'd love your take on them, and NSFW if possible!
ID: an illustration of a large, vitiligo-skinned Goliath D&D barbarian, dressed in leather armor, a golden belt, a skirt, and Grecian thongs and calf braces. A purple half-cape is draped over her left arm, akimbo on her hip. Her right arm is holding large golden sword over her back.
July 24, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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Glad Bluesky likes my "work" lol

Now go forth and read good smut!
An MS Paint doodle of a person seated on a chair looking at a computer screen, saying "oh wow! this doin numbers!!!". The screen shows a white background with the words "2 retweets 3 likes" on it.
May 17, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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Guess what came in the mail?!
That's right, a Kickstarter reward from one of my favorite publishers @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social! Can't believe Smut Peddler's over a decade old.

Now, it's time to wear that pin and see who recognizes it...
A picture of two books, Smut Peddler X and My Monster Girlfriend, and an enamel pin. All three are laid on a background that's clearly someone's bed sheets.
May 16, 2024 at 4:35 AM
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Crude MS Paint drawing of a person looking at a screen of a computer with "2 retweets 3 likes" on it, and they are saying "oh wow! this doin numbers!!!"
April 22, 2024 at 2:29 PM