Pewter Tankard
@pewtertankard.bsky.social
Very lucky and proud Husband and Dad. IT Architect by trade, silly person by inclination. 62% brewed coffee.
Pepys merch...? Where's my credit card
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Pepys merch...? Where's my credit card
If Uxbridge is not too far out, can recommend Balcony Shirts. https://maps.app.goo.gl/WFW3rqnAVpAdjhwi8
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November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If Uxbridge is not too far out, can recommend Balcony Shirts. https://maps.app.goo.gl/WFW3rqnAVpAdjhwi8
“East Wing is a poor sad, sight and I wanted it gone” says poor*, sad sight that many also want gone.
* Qualitatively, not economically, more’s the pity
* Qualitatively, not economically, more’s the pity
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
“East Wing is a poor sad, sight and I wanted it gone” says poor*, sad sight that many also want gone.
* Qualitatively, not economically, more’s the pity
* Qualitatively, not economically, more’s the pity
But surely if taxes were raised and we are in an economic upturn, rich people will be more relaxed about paying it (cue Anakin and Padme meme)
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
But surely if taxes were raised and we are in an economic upturn, rich people will be more relaxed about paying it (cue Anakin and Padme meme)
Could they not get the performing rights for the Horst-Wessel-Lied?
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Could they not get the performing rights for the Horst-Wessel-Lied?
If life gives you lemons, insist that life also deliver the requisite amount of gin and tonic to match the quantity of lemons received.
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If life gives you lemons, insist that life also deliver the requisite amount of gin and tonic to match the quantity of lemons received.
By “absence explained” they seem to mean “definition of the word ‘absence’ explained”
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
By “absence explained” they seem to mean “definition of the word ‘absence’ explained”
So the Republicans are trying to degender?
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
So the Republicans are trying to degender?
Absolute scenes
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Absolute scenes
Yes it should do, at least for machines on the network running Windows due to control of traffic in both directions to these nodes (referred to as I/O-Win)
November 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Yes it should do, at least for machines on the network running Windows due to control of traffic in both directions to these nodes (referred to as I/O-Win)
Hope it’s protected by the Deeping Firewall of Helm’s Deep
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Hope it’s protected by the Deeping Firewall of Helm’s Deep
“Er… this is a petition against water companies allowing filthy sewer outflow. You weren’t meant to taste it”
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
“Er… this is a petition against water companies allowing filthy sewer outflow. You weren’t meant to taste it”
I have a strong feeling that when you use the word “damnable” it carries a lot more weight than when I do it.
November 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I have a strong feeling that when you use the word “damnable” it carries a lot more weight than when I do it.
They are one step away from creating (and then privatising) British Air, and making the air free (for now) for British citizens to breathe, and mandating that all foreigners must carry their own oxygen tanks at all times.
November 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
They are one step away from creating (and then privatising) British Air, and making the air free (for now) for British citizens to breathe, and mandating that all foreigners must carry their own oxygen tanks at all times.
Barry White and Billie Whitelaw would like a word
November 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Barry White and Billie Whitelaw would like a word