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this is why everything should have pockets 🍿
February 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“banana”

example: This sh*t is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
a woman in a parade uniform is standing in front of a marching band playing drums .
ALT: a woman in a parade uniform is standing in front of a marching band playing drums .
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
*dark chocolate cake
December 21, 2024 at 7:34 PM
but didn’t you invent it?
December 18, 2024 at 3:44 PM