Petty Betty Crocker
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Petty Betty Crocker
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“It’s so me!” Yes, it’s literally data, about you.

But also, justice for Myles for not putting out his solo record in time for me to spam it to death.

#SpotifyWrapped
December 4, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Woke up my daughter this morning and the room smelled like complete bile. Homegirl puked at some point and proceeded to roll around in it. Parenting is such a humbling experience. 😮‍💨
December 4, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Things I never thought I’d learn while playing the guitar: The Excavator Song from Blippi.
December 3, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Can we talk about how RUDE Santa was to Rudolph since his birth, until his jolly ass needed that nose to light the way? Rudolph should have broke off the sleigh midway through and left Santa’s ass high and dry. #FAFO
November 25, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Monday AM should be deemed illegal.
November 25, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Happy “Overreact About Football” day to all who celebrate! 🏈
November 24, 2024 at 3:09 PM
I think it’s sad we all slept on The Last Hero album from Alter Bridge. While it’s their most “forgettable” (I forget nothing, though), there are some great heavy & experimental metal songs there. Total sleeper in their collection.
November 23, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Another day of pondering whether Hikaru Utada will drop another banger for Kingdom Hearts 4 soundtrack.

Simple and Clean, Sanctuary, and Face My Fears need a sibling.

Don’t let me down.
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November 23, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Is it game day yet? Tired of obsessing over my fantasy lineup and making 10K lineup changes that I later regret.
November 23, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Hello world 👋🏼
November 22, 2024 at 7:19 PM