Zac, i guess
@petty-hearst.bsky.social
constantly feel like laura dern in inland empire
smells like clownery is afoot
boulder, co rn
Ig: petty_hearst
smells like clownery is afoot
boulder, co rn
Ig: petty_hearst
Pinned
Well smack my ass and call me Kevin Can Wait
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Well smack my ass and call me Kevin Can Wait
There’s one of you in particular rn that I really need to be like this with
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
There’s one of you in particular rn that I really need to be like this with
Exactly almost one hour later. I ate a meal, and I think he’s a conservative …….
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Exactly almost one hour later. I ate a meal, and I think he’s a conservative …….
If this man doesn’t show up I -
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
If this man doesn’t show up I -
You guys…. Just realized my date tonight was DL on our high school HOCKEY TEAM 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You guys…. Just realized my date tonight was DL on our high school HOCKEY TEAM 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Ok see yall later you’re all very cute and hot and fun
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Ok see yall later you’re all very cute and hot and fun
Some of my new bloomfies don’t know how down I am for horror so here’s some hardcore nerd evidence !!!
Nick Castle (OG Michael Myers)
Don Coscarelli (Creator of Phantasm)
Robert Englund (MF Freddy)
James & Chelsea (Dead Meat Pod)
Nick Castle (OG Michael Myers)
Don Coscarelli (Creator of Phantasm)
Robert Englund (MF Freddy)
James & Chelsea (Dead Meat Pod)
December 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Some of my new bloomfies don’t know how down I am for horror so here’s some hardcore nerd evidence !!!
Nick Castle (OG Michael Myers)
Don Coscarelli (Creator of Phantasm)
Robert Englund (MF Freddy)
James & Chelsea (Dead Meat Pod)
Nick Castle (OG Michael Myers)
Don Coscarelli (Creator of Phantasm)
Robert Englund (MF Freddy)
James & Chelsea (Dead Meat Pod)
Kinda unhinged tonight before this date... Bet yall begging for me to log off atp!!!
a man in a suit is riding a rock and roll horse in a restaurant
ALT: a man in a suit is riding a rock and roll horse in a restaurant
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Kinda unhinged tonight before this date... Bet yall begging for me to log off atp!!!
We will always be here !!!
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
We will always be here !!!
Probably this little bitch:
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Probably this little bitch:
She tapped into the alt pop girlie mother lake/toilet/etc for this one huh?
Early Mornin' by Britney Spears on Apple Music
Song · 2003 · Duration 3:45
music.apple.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
She tapped into the alt pop girlie mother lake/toilet/etc for this one huh?
How is this movie a moving, and sometimes heartbreaking, story about inner child work and the power of healing generational trauma…….. and it’s hidden inside a loud fart and poop humor comedy…….. I- love
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
How is this movie a moving, and sometimes heartbreaking, story about inner child work and the power of healing generational trauma…….. and it’s hidden inside a loud fart and poop humor comedy…….. I- love
Horror besties I have a question!!!
What is scarier than sinister ? I can’t think of anything tbh but I’m sure there’s SOMETHING
What is scarier than sinister ? I can’t think of anything tbh but I’m sure there’s SOMETHING
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Horror besties I have a question!!!
What is scarier than sinister ? I can’t think of anything tbh but I’m sure there’s SOMETHING
What is scarier than sinister ? I can’t think of anything tbh but I’m sure there’s SOMETHING
Shuffle plays it; immediately feral
Gimme More by Britney Spears on Apple Music
Song · 2007 · Duration 4:11
music.apple.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Shuffle plays it; immediately feral
I need y’all to know I am NOT joking when I say the f*gs called me Nancy Reagan in St. Louis
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I need y’all to know I am NOT joking when I say the f*gs called me Nancy Reagan in St. Louis
Bloomfie is preaching here everybody listen up!!!
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Bloomfie is preaching here everybody listen up!!!
Should I bring my xmas pfp from last year back
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Should I bring my xmas pfp from last year back
Boston gay boy rn:
November 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Boston gay boy rn:
Would you want a second date with this outfit y or n
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Would you want a second date with this outfit y or n
This just came to me in a dream
November 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This just came to me in a dream
I miss that small window last year where we all kinda became communists for a sec
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I miss that small window last year where we all kinda became communists for a sec
I don’t make the rules
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I don’t make the rules
Brb sobbing into my dog
Casimir Pulaski Day by Sufjan Stevens on Apple Music
Song · 2005 · Duration 5:53
music.apple.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Brb sobbing into my dog
Just kinda want someone to show my letterboxd favs too 🥹
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Just kinda want someone to show my letterboxd favs too 🥹