Dave P
petterdave.bsky.social
Dave P
@petterdave.bsky.social
Not a pirate.
Sorry but i can't give Alien Earth better than a middle B.
August 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This probably shouldn't even be surprising to anyone at this point.
August 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Just saw this and i like it:
A "Fuck ICE" sign in the window of a Mexican restaurant is the equivalent of a Michelin star.
August 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
They sent Katy Perry to space and brought her back safely. Half of that is a really good idea.
April 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Yeesh. I didn't even think Anora was good. Ah well.
March 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You know, you really shouldn't waste public resources by cluttering up hr@opm.gov email right now
February 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Kenny Pickett with a golden opportunity to throw his first supetboel interception.
February 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I am so mystified by this object that i am tempted to buy it.
January 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
What if the real democracy was the friends we made along the way?
January 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Buh bye, Twitter. We had some good times together. It's not me, it's you.
January 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
How wife and weinerdog watch playoff football.
January 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
FYI if you have to carry loose bottles of wine in your car this is how you do it.
January 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
January 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The confusing time of year when college basketball teams all have records that look like football records.
December 31, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Ima try this blue sky business because i saw someone got it to run on their microwave.
December 8, 2024 at 2:13 AM