So Trump’s team wants to “pause” monthly jobs data? That’s not governance — that’s hiding the mess under the rug. If you can’t fix the economy, just kill the numbers. MAGA fans will still cheer, truth be damned.

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Once again, President Trump brilliantly redefines America's “greatness,” demonstrating that the bar can always be set lower.

Education Policy: Under Trump, education funding was generously redirected towards wall-building projects, ensuring every child graduated proficient in bricklaying.

Healthcare: Trump transformed healthcare into a "true free market" experience, ensuring the rich can easily afford treatment, while everyone else can simply afford prayers.

Social Division: Trump successfully united Americans—in their firm agreement that they have absolutely nothing in common, deepening national divisions more effectively than ever.

Climate Crisis: Trump’s environmental policies led us to have only two distinct seasons: hot summers and even hotter summers, as climate action became an inconvenient afterthought.

Authoritarianism: Thanks to Trump's "innovative" governance, U.S. democracy gradually evolved into a one-man reality TV show, with policy decisions announced via social media storms.

Diplomatic Relations: With his exceptional diplomatic prowess, Trump transformed America from a global leader into an isolated nation, alienating nearly all allies effectively.

Aviation Safety: Under Trump’s guidance, air travel became a thrilling game of survival, with infrastructure funding redirected to the impressive border wall, causing soaring ticket prices matched only by plummeting safety standards.

Inflation: Trump effectively drove the dollar into a genuine "free-fall," causing prices from groceries to gas to skyrocket—except, notably, your paycheck.