Petrarca
@petrarca.bsky.social
Garden-Stater, MTBer, foodie, tequila snob, oenophile, aesthete.
Petrarca was a scholar, poet laureate, and original Renaissance humanist, unaccidental tourist, and alpinist Born July 20, 1304.
Petrarca was a scholar, poet laureate, and original Renaissance humanist, unaccidental tourist, and alpinist Born July 20, 1304.
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The last time I saw him smile like that was with Kim Jong Un
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The last time I saw him smile like that was with Kim Jong Un
5,500 government-run stores.
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
5,500 government-run stores.
Spelled "fucking morons" wrong.
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Spelled "fucking morons" wrong.
It's the land of hospitality, unless you don't belong there.
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It's the land of hospitality, unless you don't belong there.
November 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The author is just pissed he missed "a byegone era":
Sources tell Page Six that Vanity Fair’s new top editor, Mark Guiducci, is dating the NYT's White House correspondent Shawn McCreesh.
Sources tell Page Six that Vanity Fair’s new top editor, Mark Guiducci, is dating the NYT's White House correspondent Shawn McCreesh.
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The author is just pissed he missed "a byegone era":
Sources tell Page Six that Vanity Fair’s new top editor, Mark Guiducci, is dating the NYT's White House correspondent Shawn McCreesh.
Sources tell Page Six that Vanity Fair’s new top editor, Mark Guiducci, is dating the NYT's White House correspondent Shawn McCreesh.
Lol, she's...something.
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Lol, she's...something.
*You can't "text with Jesus."
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
*You can't "text with Jesus."
Didn't think it was possible to be more stupid than this A-hole:
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Didn't think it was possible to be more stupid than this A-hole:
This lady losing her f'ing mind because Mikie Sherrill got elected. Mikie Sherrill!! Mikie's the whitest white lady ever!
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This lady losing her f'ing mind because Mikie Sherrill got elected. Mikie Sherrill!! Mikie's the whitest white lady ever!
Everything around here is either named "Washington," "Panther, (which is weird b/c we don't have any) or "Hill."
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Everything around here is either named "Washington," "Panther, (which is weird b/c we don't have any) or "Hill."
Lol. But we got both in NJ. And pizza, lots and lots of pizza.
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Lol. But we got both in NJ. And pizza, lots and lots of pizza.
NW New Jersey. visible to the naked eye:
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
NW New Jersey. visible to the naked eye:
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM