Yeah don’t eat this cat they’re a bit spiced.

Miss Millie is a beautiful dog. I have to resort to studio ghibli like art for mine

It had its flaws and I’m not a woman so that’s two flaws but here’s my favourite.

Mind you it could be because of the engineer

I have something that looks like a common puffball in my garden. However in respect to the late great Terry Pratchett I stick to all mushrooms are edible but some only once.Unless someone can tell me positively it is I won’t touch it.